Song Parodies -> "I love Climate Change!"

Original Song Title:

"I love Rock n Roll"

Original Performer:

"I love Climate Change!"

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The Lyrics

It's effing cold in Sweden right now, hence a good time to confess that when it comes to climate change I'm pro global warming and a proud counteractivist (or should that be active inactivist, I can never tell those two modi operandi apart).

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I don't care very much for the panicking Greens
I hate this freezing more than their acolyte screems
The activists, they scold
Outside it's Everest cold
And I can tell you it oughtn't be long till it will do in, ol' me
And they will find my corpsicle be, as stiff as a tree, you'll see

Therefore - I love climate change!
I have a lot of faith in the oil stonks, baby
I love climate change!
Yeah, come and grab a can and spray with me
Now!

I wish the temp goes up, I'll proudly exclaim!
I hope for hotter than hell, and I'm not ashamed
I dare to deny the doom
Eff Greta and her fumes!
As winter is clinging on, it's making ol' me, frosty
Now sasquatchs are moving in, adjacent to me, icy

Bring it - I love climate change!
I hope they put more planes in the air soon, baby
I love climate change!
I'm not even against those chemtrail sprees
No!

I dare to defy the gloom
There' penguins in my room!
Activists that drones' annoying to me, for real
So I'll be actively inactive, unchill as can be, and with zeal

You see - I love climate change!
I'm putting extra lead in my gas'line guzzler
I love climate change!
Now come down to the street and race with me

I love climate change!
So put another bun in the oven, ladies
I love climate change!
The planet's getting hotter by each breath

I love climate change!
So much I have a hard-on for global warming
I love climate change!
It's modelled by a sex toy factory

I love climate change!
I'm all imported drinks with no ice cubes, baby
I love climate change!
And custom-order straws been made for me

I love climate change!
I'll burn the lumps of coal from my Christmas stockings
I love climate change!
Then gonna rev my chainsaw, cut down trees

REPEAT TOXIC CHORUS
ANY WAY YOU WANT, AS MUCH AS YOU WANT
UNTIL YOU'RE GETTING WARMER

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Susanna Viljanen - February 05, 2021 - Report this comment

We Finns love global warming yes that's just what we do and we don't care a damn if climate turns too hot for you...

Climate Laissez-Faire - February 05, 2021 - Report this comment

Might as well learn to love it; the climate's been changing ever since there was such a thing as a climate. Can't guarantee it's necessarily going to change for the warmer, though, especially in your locale. Greenland, for one, is still nowhere near as green as it was back when the Vikings named it that.

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