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Song Parodies -> "I Love Donut Holes"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock 'N' Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Donut Holes"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

a parody requested by Rob. also, based on a true story. please enjoy!
I saw ‘em settin’ there by gossip magazines
I knew they'd only cost a buck seventeen
I could already taste
food to expand my waist
and I could tell it wouldn't be long
‘til they were in me, yummy
and I could tell it wouldn't be long
‘til they were in me, yummy

Sing It! I Love Donut Holes
so give another dime to the cashier, baby
I Love Donut Holes
so come along and split this pack with me

I smiled with powdered sugar all over my lips
now I'm fatter, I dread
just look at my hips
now I'll take these suckers home where we can eat alone
and then I'll be munchin’ on
they'll be in me, yummy
then I'll be munchin’ on
they'll be in me, yummy

Sing It! I Love Donut Holes
so give another dime to the cashier, baby
I Love Donut Holes
so come along and split this pack with me

now I'll take these suckers home where we can eat alone
next I'm munchin’ on
they'll be in me, yummy
yeah, I'll be munchin’ on
and drinkin’ some ice cold milk
yum, with these
Sing It! I Love Donut Holes
so give another dime to the cashier, baby
I Love Donut Holes
so come along and split this pack with me

I Love Donut Holes
so give another dime to the cashier, baby
I Love Donut Holes
so come along and split this pack with

I Love Donut Holes
so give another dime to the cashier, baby
I Love Donut Holes
so come along and split this pack with

I Love Donut Holes
so yet another time, I'll repeat it, baby
I Love Donut Holes
so come along and split this pack with

I Love Donut Holes
so just this one more time, I'll repeat it, baby
I Love Donut Holes
so come along and split this pack with me
thanks for reading!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Rob Arndt - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
This is awesome Jon! 555 bites!
Jeff - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
I liked the (w) hole parody (bad pun)! 5's
Jonathan - April 21, 2017 - Report this comment
^ thanks again, blokes!
Rob - thanks for the title of this one, and the fives!
Jeff - thanks for the pun, and the fives!

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