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Song Parodies -> "I Love Rocky Road"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock 'N' Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Rocky Road"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Too easy to pass up, Dylan!
When I was a kid I used to go to Thrifty's
They had a stand that served fresh ice cream
Business was going strong
The lines were always long
My little brother tagged along to get a pointy cone for free
There were no waffle cones back then, you see

(Chorus)

Smilin' I love Rocky Road
I spend another dime for a second scoop, proudly
I love Rocky Road
One more dime for a cone with three (scoops)
Wow!

Brother smiled, but he didn't order the same
Mint chip was his choice and I couldn't blame
Him 'cause he came along
Other flavors never wrong
And next we were moving on, licking ice cream, cents 60
I paid for his, so he got it for free!

(Chorus)

All we had was vanilla at home
Loved by my sister and my mom
Hoarding change all week long, for an ice cream spree
Line's always long, but I get what I need

(Chorus) [x4]

Repeat and fade...

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Dylan Baranski - March 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Even though Weird Al already did a parody with this title, I'm giving you 555 scoops anyways!
Jonathan - March 06, 2017 - Report this comment
^ yes! THAT'S where I've seen this title before! anyway Rob, I can't blame your bro for going for the Mint Chip! it's great! 455
Rob Arndt - March 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! I didn't even know that Weird Al did this! Will have to watch YouTube if there was a video!
Jonathan - March 06, 2017 - Report this comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beTsDOBRs8I&spfreload=10
Rob Arndt - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon! 🍦🍦🍦

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