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Song Parodies -> "I Love Sloppy Joes"
Original Song Title:
"I Love Rock And Roll"
Original Performer:
Joan Jett And The Blackhearts
Parody Song Title:
"I Love Sloppy Joes"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Monkeys
The Lyrics
Saw her gettin' out her George Foreman machine
Knew she must be cookin' up somethin' lean
Gave that crap the gong
No grease is just plain wrong
So chicken, move along; I want something with beef, yeah beef
Chicken, move along; I want something with beef, yeah beef
Because
I love sloppy joes
So put my favorite kind in my lunch box baby
I love sloppy joes
So come on make mine a Manwich meal
She said all I have is this Gravy Train
That don't matter I said cause it tastes the same
She said, "You're a hog;
Now bark just like a dog"
And when the food was gone, she got out her leash, yeah leash
That dog food was gone, she got out her leash, yeah leash
Singin'
I love walk control
So hang on while I put on my Reeboks baby
I love walk control
So come and sniff on some hy-drants and pee
Knew she must be cookin' up somethin' lean
Gave that crap the gong
No grease is just plain wrong
So chicken, move along; I want something with beef, yeah beef
Chicken, move along; I want something with beef, yeah beef
Because
I love sloppy joes
So put my favorite kind in my lunch box baby
I love sloppy joes
So come on make mine a Manwich meal
She said all I have is this Gravy Train
That don't matter I said cause it tastes the same
She said, "You're a hog;
Now bark just like a dog"
And when the food was gone, she got out her leash, yeah leash
That dog food was gone, she got out her leash, yeah leash
Singin'
I love walk control
So hang on while I put on my Reeboks baby
I love walk control
So come and sniff on some hy-drants and pee
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Gravy Train--that good ole standby
That was pretty good, but what I want to know is, if given enough time, can A Room Full Of Monkeys write Shakesphear?
Yes. And when we're done we'll write an infinite number of bodily function parodies.
I can picture George Foreman singing this as Kenny Rogers Roasters collapses around him. And I'm glad you've reached #25 because I'm running out of witty comments. I look forward to your bio.
i like chicken.
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