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Song Parodies -> "I Love Oreos!"
Original Song Title:
"I Love Rock N Roll"
Original Performer:
Joan Jett And The Blackhearts
Parody Song Title:
"I Love Oreos!"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Here is song Number 3 out of my Weird Al Revisited Project where I parody all of the same songs that Weird Al has parodied and the same topics that Weird Al has discussed ONLY completely mixed up. This one combines Weird Al's "The White Stuff" with "I Love Rocky Road" and a bit of Claude Prez's "(I Think I'll Try) Every Oreo". Enjoy!!!
I saw 'em sittin' there next to the Creme Betweens
I swear the flavor was weird like Kidney Bean
Some types seemed very wrong
Like Cheeto or Ding-Dong
But since I've been hittin' the bong each style was seized
(Yeah seized!)
Now at home I'm here with my throng and I'm ready to feast
(Yeah feast!)
Belchin' - I love Oreos!
Churn out another kind onto my shelf, Baby!
I love Oreos!
Must be outta their minds to make these things!
Yum!
My piles were all stacked up and my mouth took aim
Chunks were scattered as each snack was snared and maimed
One tasted like Styrofoam
Another left my lips chrome
But I kept chomping down on all these cookies, Cookies!
But I kept chomping down on all these cookies, Cookies!
Burpin' - I love Oreos!
These green ones are Key Lime, I cleared that box, Buddy!
I love Oreos!
There's Garlic and there's Thyme and Ants and Cheese!
Yum!
Each version I'm takin' home
To chomp them on the throne
When this box is all gone they'll be stuck in my teeth
Yeah teeth!
I'll snag them while I shop since I just cannot stop
Need my treats!
Retchin' - I love Oreos!
I'm spendin' every dime on that blue box, Baby!
I love Oreos!
I'm buildin' them a shrine since my mind's tweaked
I love Oreos!
So stick another kind in my lunchbox, Mommy!
I love Oreos!
There's Bacon and Pork Rind and there's Brick
I love Oreos!
My gums are gonna grind when I'm toothless, Buddy
I love Oreos!
A million more designs take your pick!
I love Oreos!
The odor is sublime and the taste is tasty!
I love Oreos!
I'll eat them all the time till I'm sick
I love Oreos!
There's some I haven't tried like Thanksgiving Gravy!
I love Oreos!
There's Rum, Crab Cake and Wine and Fried Fish, Sweet!
I swear the flavor was weird like Kidney Bean
Some types seemed very wrong
Like Cheeto or Ding-Dong
But since I've been hittin' the bong each style was seized
(Yeah seized!)
Now at home I'm here with my throng and I'm ready to feast
(Yeah feast!)
Belchin' - I love Oreos!
Churn out another kind onto my shelf, Baby!
I love Oreos!
Must be outta their minds to make these things!
Yum!
My piles were all stacked up and my mouth took aim
Chunks were scattered as each snack was snared and maimed
One tasted like Styrofoam
Another left my lips chrome
But I kept chomping down on all these cookies, Cookies!
But I kept chomping down on all these cookies, Cookies!
Burpin' - I love Oreos!
These green ones are Key Lime, I cleared that box, Buddy!
I love Oreos!
There's Garlic and there's Thyme and Ants and Cheese!
Yum!
Each version I'm takin' home
To chomp them on the throne
When this box is all gone they'll be stuck in my teeth
Yeah teeth!
I'll snag them while I shop since I just cannot stop
Need my treats!
Retchin' - I love Oreos!
I'm spendin' every dime on that blue box, Baby!
I love Oreos!
I'm buildin' them a shrine since my mind's tweaked
I love Oreos!
So stick another kind in my lunchbox, Mommy!
I love Oreos!
There's Bacon and Pork Rind and there's Brick
I love Oreos!
My gums are gonna grind when I'm toothless, Buddy
I love Oreos!
A million more designs take your pick!
I love Oreos!
The odor is sublime and the taste is tasty!
I love Oreos!
I'll eat them all the time till I'm sick
I love Oreos!
There's some I haven't tried like Thanksgiving Gravy!
I love Oreos!
There's Rum, Crab Cake and Wine and Fried Fish, Sweet!
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Learning even more here - I've only ever seen two versions of Oreos (it's not a big brand over here); regular and chocolate - but I take it from this parody that just like Kit-Kats they come in many more flavours over there?
Yes. The joke is that Oreo releases many different flavors constantly here in the states. They had made Candy Corn, Swedish Fish, Birthday Cake, Carmel Apple and others. I'm speculating that they're eventually going to run out of normal flavors and have to explore other possibilities.
mmmmmm.....brick.
my kinda parody! and yeah, a lot of the flavors they come out with just ain't right... 5s
i only know about the white stuff kind
Clever - kinda like Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.
What kind of dweeb leaves 1's... This was good, just had trouble with the pacing
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