I do give a darn 'bout my good reputation
I'm living up 'n' up like a church school vacation
If we just did what we wanna do
Civility would be through
And I do give a darn 'bout my good reputation

Oh yes, I do
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
I do do do do do do do

And I do give a hang 'bout my good reputation
Setting an example fit for imitation
And I'd rather do some good than to have some fun
Though the two are to me as one
And I do get 'er done with my good reputation

Oh yes, I do
Oh yes, I do

I do give a fig 'bout my good reputation
I don't participate in any cheap sensation
Well I'm not overdressed but they'll never stare
At my underwear
Never playin' truth or dare with my good reputation

Oh my, not me
Oh my, not me

Bendy toys!

And I do give a dang 'bout my good reputation
I use discretion in daily conversation
If everyone would spare just a little care
They'd never need quite so many swears
So please be aware of your good reputation, every day

Oh yes, like me
Oh yes, like me

I do give a hoot 'bout my good reputation
The laundry would be clean in my administration
And if I were the king or the president
The rules wouldn't all get bent
Cause you can't make a dent in my good reputation

Oh yes, that's me
Oh yes, you'll see
That's me, that's me