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Song Parodies -> "Pope Hates Rock and Roll"
Original Song Title:
"I Love Rock 'n' Roll"
Original Performer:
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Parody Song Title:
"Pope Hates Rock and Roll"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
I heard Pope ranting 'bout music of Old Nick
I knew rock sure would not be him a kick
The preach was goin' strong
So I decided to make a song
An' I could tell it wouldn't be long
Till rock would be - in the ILP, singin'
Pope hates rock n' roll!
He declared another ban on the music, Benny!
Pope hates rock n' roll!
So take a time machine to Medieval Age!
I found it hard to tell if he's dead or 'live
He's more retard than JP who just died
I found it hard come by
whether laugh or cry
An' next what he will do?
That we'll sure see soon
An' next what he will do
I can sense the gloom
Which culture he wil doom?
singin'
Pope hates rock n' roll!
He declared another ban on the music, Benny!
Pope hates rock n' roll!
So take a time machine to Medieval Age!
An' next what he will do?
That we'll sure see soon
An' next what he will do
I can sense the gloom
Which culture he will doom?
singin'
Pope hates rock n' roll!
He declared another ban on the music, Benny!
Pope hates rock n' roll!
So take a time machine to Medieval Age!
I knew rock sure would not be him a kick
The preach was goin' strong
So I decided to make a song
An' I could tell it wouldn't be long
Till rock would be - in the ILP, singin'
Pope hates rock n' roll!
He declared another ban on the music, Benny!
Pope hates rock n' roll!
So take a time machine to Medieval Age!
I found it hard to tell if he's dead or 'live
He's more retard than JP who just died
I found it hard come by
whether laugh or cry
An' next what he will do?
That we'll sure see soon
An' next what he will do
I can sense the gloom
Which culture he wil doom?
singin'
Pope hates rock n' roll!
He declared another ban on the music, Benny!
Pope hates rock n' roll!
So take a time machine to Medieval Age!
An' next what he will do?
That we'll sure see soon
An' next what he will do
I can sense the gloom
Which culture he will doom?
singin'
Pope hates rock n' roll!
He declared another ban on the music, Benny!
Pope hates rock n' roll!
So take a time machine to Medieval Age!
ILP = Index Librorum Prohibitorum, the Catholic Church Index of Banned Books. It is said each and every author in the Western world attempts to get his works in the ILP.
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A good point emphasized by a good parody 444
interesting piece
Go(o)d Idea that also could have been done the other way around:
God loves Rock and Roll
So put another chime in the basket Pontiff
Etc
God loves Rock and Roll
So put another chime in the basket Pontiff
Etc
I guess by the Pope's standards we'll all be in Hell one day so I'll see you all down there. 445.
This was funny. 555
Add the fact that Joan Jett, at last report, was in a gay relationship, which would really tick off Joey the Rat, and this one has it made. Maybe the next Pope should be Australian. Coming from Down Under, he'll seem right-sight-up in comparison to this wienerschnitzel.
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