Bad Indigestion (Bad Reputation)

I don't have a cure for my bad indigestion
All that Mexican food done taught a valuable lesson
A girl’s gotta do what she gotta do
And that's a real bad number two
Cause I don't have a cure for my bad indigestion

Oh no, not me

I don't have a boy cause of bad indigestion
Said he didn’t love my stomach’s indiscretion
Cause it takes three hours to clear the stench out
Thank my stomach’s twist and shout
And I don't have a plug for my bad indigestion

Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me

I ran out of panties cause of bad indigestion
I know I can’t go back from a colon recession
And when I passed a little gas, felt somethin strange
I really gonna change
My white pants are brown cause of bad indigestion

Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me

And I don't have Pepto for my bad indigestion
The world's in trouble when my belly’s protestin
And I don’t need Pepto to make it go away
It never works on me anyway
So why should I stop my bad indigestion anyway?

Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me

I don't have a cure for my bad indigestion
My rear always makes a new artistic expression
And I only felt good when I got it out
I blew that bathroom up, no doubt
So I might as well tolerate my bad indigestion

Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me
Oh no, not me