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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Computers Every Day"

Original Song Title:

"I Hate Myself For Loving You"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Computers Every Day"

Parody Written by:

Robert Allred

The Lyrics

This a song about truth and a personal curse with the all powerful Billy Gates
Working through the day pushing on, What the hell now my screen is gone!
Another daily crash and burn, the work I did there's no return!

I hate computers day and night. They screw me over and never work riiiiight!
I hate computers every day. Piss me off in multiple ways.
All they do is give me pain, and drive me completely insane!

Techy geeks and nerds think they're swell, Computers can go straight to Hell!!
Desktops, Craptops give me fits. They're all big steaming piles of shit!

Computers they are not my friend, I'll hate their guts to the very bitter eeeeend!
I hate computers every day. Drive me nuts in so many ways.
All they do is bring me strife, I hate them more than my ex-wife!

Tablets and smart phones such a crock! I hate them but I love their stocks
Apple, Windows, Linux too, Bill Gates most of all I hate you!

They crash and burn on me each day. Whats worst of all is I just cant get awaaaaay!
I hate computers day and night. Get those damn things outta my sight!
Makes me proud to be a luddite. I hate computers day and night!

I hate computers every day, crash and waste my time away.
All they do is give me grief, and piss me off beyond belief!

I hate desktops,
And craptops too.
Computers I really hate you!

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