I dumped a load of socks in the washing machine
Well, in went thirty-four; out came seventeen
Wool, cotton, short and longwhere the hell have they gone?
And though this is a really dumb song
It matters to me (yeah me!)freakin'

My odd sock black hole
Dis-apparating all of my argyles, baby
My odd sock black hole
Has left me with a pile that's mismatching!

Nicked by one-legged ghosts from beyond the grave?
Or evil sock planet, where they're now enslaved?
Maybe some hot romancewith my lost underpants
They could all be phoning home
Just like E.T.(E.T!)
Or stuck in a Twilight Zone
For hosiery (oh, gee!); sing it.

My odd sock black hole
It never takes the sweater my grandma gave me
My odd sock black hole
Is really messin' with the mind of ME!

I wish that I could clone
The footwear left alone.

Its swallowing nylon
You think that I'm having fun?
Nosirree! Screamin'.

Damn odd sock black hole
I'm looking like a dork with my shoes off, ladies!
Damn odd sock black hole
I hope it's choking on my string of G!!!