-> "I'm a Cannibal"
Original Song Title:
"I Love Rock n Roll"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm a Cannibal"
The Lyrics
I saw her standing' there looking young and lean,
I knew she would taste good with a side of beans
The stove was turning on, and her legs her nice and long
And I could tell it wouldn't be long till she was in me, yeah me
And I could tell it wouldn't be long until I ate her meat - singin'
I'm a cannibal
so pull another corpse from the freezer baby.
I'm a cannibal
The taste of human flesh is oh so sweet
She screamed as I prepared to chop up my game,
Her breasts her kind of small but it's all the same.
I just love to cook at home
Where I can hide her bones
And I have enough leftovers in baggies, baggies,
Sandwiches tomorrow and that's fine with me - singin'
I'm a cannibal
Gonna chew on your toe knuckles, baby.
I'm a cannibal
Cook you with the oven set on Three-Sixty
Make a soup bowl from your dome,
Suck the meat right off your bones,
Next I be munchin on and you're taste, tasty,
Your carcas is digesting so you're just
Poop and pee - singin'
I'm a cannibal
Brushing your butt with hot glaze, baby.
I'm a cannibal
Your arms taste just like chicken wings
I'm a cannibal
Think you need a few more minutes, baby.
I'm a cannibal
so come on take your time you're simmering
I'm a cannibal
Your skin is turning extra crispy baby.
I'm a cannibal
I'll bet you're glad you had dinner with me!
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