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Song Parodies -> "I Swing from a Pole (Ode to strippers)"
Original Song Title:
"I Love Rock n Roll"
Original Performer:
Joan Jett
Parody Song Title:
"I Swing from a Pole (Ode to strippers)"
Parody Written by:
Floyd's Garage
The Lyrics
If you're ever in Jacksonville, NC check out Tobie's Lounge
Got a pair of Double D's and a perfect ass
But I'm dumber than a brick, failed every class
From high school I dropped out, but there was not a doubt.
I could tell it wouldn't be long till I rolled in money
Don't waste my time trying to get a G.E.D.
Secure financially, singin'
I swing from a pole
Put another buck in my G-string, baby.
I swing from a pole
So take out those bills and please tip me
I gyrate and shake around on a shiny stage
And on Friday nights I'm dancin' in a cage
They love to see my tits and watch me do a split
I crawl around with bald men watching me, yeah me,
I pay rent on my trailer the first of the week - singin'
I swing from a pole
Put another buck in my G-string, baby.
I swing from a pole
So take out those bills and please tip me
The spotlight is my home, where I can sigh and moan,
Now I'm upside-down and the men howl at me
Those dollar bills are being thrown at me, yeah me
Yeah at me - singin'
I swing from a pole
I make tips and they also pay me
I swing from a pole
Sometimes I dance with another lady
I swing from a pole
I'll keep going "till I have a baby
I swing from a pole
Give me a five and I'll say maybe
I swing from a pole
I got a buck from a guy with scabies
I swing from a pole
C'mon everybody and stare at me!
But I'm dumber than a brick, failed every class
From high school I dropped out, but there was not a doubt.
I could tell it wouldn't be long till I rolled in money
Don't waste my time trying to get a G.E.D.
Secure financially, singin'
I swing from a pole
Put another buck in my G-string, baby.
I swing from a pole
So take out those bills and please tip me
I gyrate and shake around on a shiny stage
And on Friday nights I'm dancin' in a cage
They love to see my tits and watch me do a split
I crawl around with bald men watching me, yeah me,
I pay rent on my trailer the first of the week - singin'
I swing from a pole
Put another buck in my G-string, baby.
I swing from a pole
So take out those bills and please tip me
The spotlight is my home, where I can sigh and moan,
Now I'm upside-down and the men howl at me
Those dollar bills are being thrown at me, yeah me
Yeah at me - singin'
I swing from a pole
I make tips and they also pay me
I swing from a pole
Sometimes I dance with another lady
I swing from a pole
I'll keep going "till I have a baby
I swing from a pole
Give me a five and I'll say maybe
I swing from a pole
I got a buck from a guy with scabies
I swing from a pole
C'mon everybody and stare at me!
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Strippers having dollar bills thrown at them - is that where the phrase "buck naked" comes from?
Many women have swung from this Pole, but unfortunately they never seem to swing back. Rex: Jokes like that are a dime a dozen.
Pacing was good but could've been better, humour was 'meh', decently-ish written 423
Hahahaha, great stuff mate, bloody hilarious, all 5s.
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