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Song Parodies -> "I Love Chocobos"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock 'N' Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Chocobos"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Those oversized chicken/ostrich like birds in the Final Fantasy games. Need we say more? By the way, Chocobos don't chirp, or screach, or sing, they wark!
(warking noises during intro)

I saw him playin' with those big birds,
His love for those beasts was so beyond words,
The "warking" of the birds was so strong
Playin' my favorite song
An' I could tell it wouldn't be long
Till he was with me, yeah me, singin'

I love Chocobos
So catch me another black one, baby
I love rock n' roll
So climb behind me an' ride with me

He smiled so I mounted one and' asked for his name
That don't matter, he said,
'Cause they're all the same

Said we can go ride home where we can be alone

An' next we were ridin' on
He was with me, yeah me

Next it was warking, while
He was with me, a Final Fantasy, singin'

I love Chocobos
Good way to avoid monsters, baby,
I love rock n' roll
So climb behind me an' ride with me

Said can I take you home where we can be alone

An we'll be ridin' on
An' he's warking that same old song
Yeah with me, singin'

I love Chocobos
No way I'll ride in an airship, baby
I love rock n' roll
So climb behind me an' ride with me
(repeated a few times)

(more "WARK" noises)

Copyright 2004 Le Ra'akone

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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The Thought Police - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Again,my once total devotion to the now defunct Sega system causes me to miss out on the finer points of this great parody! 555 !
Marianne E. B. Markham - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Yup those Final Fantasy games...ya get hooked on 'em. Those Chocobos will be warkin' all 5's...

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