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Song Parodies -> "Rogaine"
Original Song Title:
"Cocaine"
Original Performer:
JJ Cale/Eric Clapton
Parody Song Title:
"Rogaine"
Parody Written by:
outgrabe
The Lyrics
If you're in despair
Because your head is bare
Rogaine
If there's too much sun
On your cranium
Rogaine
Don't be square, get some hair back up there
Rogaine
If you're worrying
'Bout what you've got on top
Rogaine
If the barber shop's
A twenty second stop
Rogaine
In a pill or a cream or a gel
Rogaine
If your pompadour
Ain't what it was before
Rogaine
If you can't recall
Just what a comb is for
Rogaine
Get some hair back up there if you dare
Rogaine
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Hey, funny stuff.
Good, but this has been done several times... I still gave it 5's though...
"If you can't recall Just what a comb is for" LOL! I loved that line! 5's!
I don't like this song at all but I gave you 5's anyway... who loves ya, baby!
I agree with MrMac: This rewrite was worth it.
Good job!
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