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Song Parodies -> "Fat For Good"
Original Song Title:
"Bad For Good"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jim Steinman
Parody Song Title:
"Fat For Good"
Parody Written by:
Serevi
The Lyrics
Hullawrer!!! Once again i have gone far too long without submitting anything, so ( i apologise) i'm back with another epic! Not a hugely original topic but i wanted to be the first to parody this song as it's a huge favourite of mine and i couldn't come up with anything else! lol! Anyway, i spent a lot of time on it so i hope you all like it! :-)
Fat For Good
The girls are walking on by,
The guys are hoping they’re free.
And I could hide away forever in the loo,
But you’ll never stop looking for me!
The Apple Sourz hit me so my judgements not great,
And i’ve been liable to get it wrong!
But my double-vision only serves to emphasise that,
I couldn’t wrap my arms around you were they 12 feet long!
I am repulsed by your scent, but even more by your face,
Take a look in the mirror, it will crack at the sight,
You have so many chins, I’d fall asleep counting them!
Your belly sticks out under your low-cut top,
Your tits go all the way down past your knees!
(All the way down)
Oh and have you never noticed when you’re bouncing about,
There is a sudden increase in dancefloor evacuees!?
You’ve been living your life like a pig in a cage,
You just eat and sleep and never work out.
(eat and sleep and never work out)
And I’ll never know why you wanna go on “dancing”,
When there’s still two chippy’s not sold out!
And you don’t need to tell us
If there’s something you want, then it’s something to eat,
You’re clearly built for comfort coz it sure ain’t speed!
If there’s something you want, then it’s something to eat,
You’re clearly built for comfort coz it sure ain’t speed!
And you’re probably gonna look like this forever,
You’re never gonna look any good!
And I know I may be drunk for just a little while,
(I know that I’ll be sober in a little while)
But I know that you’ll be fat for good!
Oo oo oo oo oo, oo because you’re always mad for food!
(I know that you’ll be fat for good)
Your eyes keep looking for me, I’m trying to stay unknown.
Try to make a run for it but I just caught your eye,
So you drag me up to dance, I shout “NO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!”
You’ve been living your life like a pig in a cage,
You just eat and sleep and never work out.
(eat and sleep and never work out)
And I’ll never know why you wanna go on “dancing”,
When there’s still two chippy’s not sold out!
and you don’t need to tell us
If there’s something you want, then it’s something to eat,
You’re clearly built for comfort coz it sure ain’t speed!
If there’s something you want, then it’s something to eat,
You’re clearly built for comfort coz it sure ain’t speed
And you’re probably gonna look like this forever,
You’re never gonna look any good!
And I know I may be drunk for just a little while,
(I know that I’ll be sober in a little while)
And I know I may be drunk for just a little while,
(I know that I’ll be sober in little while),
And I know I may be drunk for just a little while…
…but I know that you’ll be fat for good!
(sober in a little while)
Because you’re always mad for food!
(sober in a little while)
I know that you’ll be fat for gooooood!
(I know that you’ll be fat for good!)
(fat for good)
(fat for good)
(fat for good)
(fat for good)
For the good of the girls who can see past their thighs,
For the good of no tyres round their tum.
For the good of the kiss that don’t taste like meat pies,
For the good of just a handful of bum!
For the good of some dancing not a live bumper car,
For the good of the feel of a spine.
For the good of the low cholest’rol round their hearts,
For the good of no grease and no slime!
For the good of not looking like their boutta’ give birth
For the good of a body more slight.
For the good of the search where they don’t shake the earth,
For the good of not Hell for tonight,
(for the good of not hell for tonight)
(Instrumental)
For the good of some dancing not a live bumper car,
For the good of no tyres round their tum.
For the good of the low cholest’rol round their hearts,
For the good of just a handful of bum!
For the good of not looking like their boutta’ give birth
For the good of a body more slight.
For the good of the search where they don’t shake the earth,
For the good of not Hell for tonight,
(for the good of not hell for tonight)
God please! God please! God please, take her away!
God please! God please! God please, take her away!
Fat for good! God Please!
You’ll be fat for good! God Please!
You’ll be fat for good. God please, take her away!
(Take her away!)
(Take her away!)
(Take her away!)
(Take her away!)
The guys are waking on by,
And they’re all laughing at me.
And I could hide away with ease behind her back,
But she’s got too good a grip of me!
Reality has hit me, but I can’t bear to think,
Just what will happen when she gets me home.
So it seems there’s only one thing left that I can do now,
I’m gonna knock them back and know nothing til the next morn!
I know that I will be drunk, for just a little while,
But if I give her a chance, give her one little chance,
And lose all dignity that I could.
Then instead of getting slagged for just a little while,
(instead of getting slagged for just a little while)
Then instead of getting slagged for just a little while,
(instead of getting slagged for just a little while)
Then instead of getting slagged for just a little while,
I know that I’ll get slagged for good!
(not for just a little while)
Because she will be fat for good!
(not for just a little while)
I know that she’ll be fat for good!
(because she’s always maaad fooor fooood,
She’ll be faaat fooor good!)
The girls are walking on by,
The guys are hoping they’re free.
And I could hide away forever in the loo,
But you’ll never stop looking for me!
The Apple Sourz hit me so my judgements not great,
And i’ve been liable to get it wrong!
But my double-vision only serves to emphasise that,
I couldn’t wrap my arms around you were they 12 feet long!
I am repulsed by your scent, but even more by your face,
Take a look in the mirror, it will crack at the sight,
You have so many chins, I’d fall asleep counting them!
Your belly sticks out under your low-cut top,
Your tits go all the way down past your knees!
(All the way down)
Oh and have you never noticed when you’re bouncing about,
There is a sudden increase in dancefloor evacuees!?
You’ve been living your life like a pig in a cage,
You just eat and sleep and never work out.
(eat and sleep and never work out)
And I’ll never know why you wanna go on “dancing”,
When there’s still two chippy’s not sold out!
And you don’t need to tell us
If there’s something you want, then it’s something to eat,
You’re clearly built for comfort coz it sure ain’t speed!
If there’s something you want, then it’s something to eat,
You’re clearly built for comfort coz it sure ain’t speed!
And you’re probably gonna look like this forever,
You’re never gonna look any good!
And I know I may be drunk for just a little while,
(I know that I’ll be sober in a little while)
But I know that you’ll be fat for good!
Oo oo oo oo oo, oo because you’re always mad for food!
(I know that you’ll be fat for good)
Your eyes keep looking for me, I’m trying to stay unknown.
Try to make a run for it but I just caught your eye,
So you drag me up to dance, I shout “NO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!”
You’ve been living your life like a pig in a cage,
You just eat and sleep and never work out.
(eat and sleep and never work out)
And I’ll never know why you wanna go on “dancing”,
When there’s still two chippy’s not sold out!
and you don’t need to tell us
If there’s something you want, then it’s something to eat,
You’re clearly built for comfort coz it sure ain’t speed!
If there’s something you want, then it’s something to eat,
You’re clearly built for comfort coz it sure ain’t speed
And you’re probably gonna look like this forever,
You’re never gonna look any good!
And I know I may be drunk for just a little while,
(I know that I’ll be sober in a little while)
And I know I may be drunk for just a little while,
(I know that I’ll be sober in little while),
And I know I may be drunk for just a little while…
…but I know that you’ll be fat for good!
(sober in a little while)
Because you’re always mad for food!
(sober in a little while)
I know that you’ll be fat for gooooood!
(I know that you’ll be fat for good!)
(fat for good)
(fat for good)
(fat for good)
(fat for good)
For the good of the girls who can see past their thighs,
For the good of no tyres round their tum.
For the good of the kiss that don’t taste like meat pies,
For the good of just a handful of bum!
For the good of some dancing not a live bumper car,
For the good of the feel of a spine.
For the good of the low cholest’rol round their hearts,
For the good of no grease and no slime!
For the good of not looking like their boutta’ give birth
For the good of a body more slight.
For the good of the search where they don’t shake the earth,
For the good of not Hell for tonight,
(for the good of not hell for tonight)
(Instrumental)
For the good of some dancing not a live bumper car,
For the good of no tyres round their tum.
For the good of the low cholest’rol round their hearts,
For the good of just a handful of bum!
For the good of not looking like their boutta’ give birth
For the good of a body more slight.
For the good of the search where they don’t shake the earth,
For the good of not Hell for tonight,
(for the good of not hell for tonight)
God please! God please! God please, take her away!
God please! God please! God please, take her away!
Fat for good! God Please!
You’ll be fat for good! God Please!
You’ll be fat for good. God please, take her away!
(Take her away!)
(Take her away!)
(Take her away!)
(Take her away!)
The guys are waking on by,
And they’re all laughing at me.
And I could hide away with ease behind her back,
But she’s got too good a grip of me!
Reality has hit me, but I can’t bear to think,
Just what will happen when she gets me home.
So it seems there’s only one thing left that I can do now,
I’m gonna knock them back and know nothing til the next morn!
I know that I will be drunk, for just a little while,
But if I give her a chance, give her one little chance,
And lose all dignity that I could.
Then instead of getting slagged for just a little while,
(instead of getting slagged for just a little while)
Then instead of getting slagged for just a little while,
(instead of getting slagged for just a little while)
Then instead of getting slagged for just a little while,
I know that I’ll get slagged for good!
(not for just a little while)
Because she will be fat for good!
(not for just a little while)
I know that she’ll be fat for good!
(because she’s always maaad fooor fooood,
She’ll be faaat fooor good!)
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