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Song Parodies -> "I Have To Take Your Oil With A Bomb"

Original Song Title:

"I Have To Say I Love You In A Song"

Original Performer:

Jim Croche

Parody Song Title:

"I Have To Take Your Oil With A Bomb"

Parody Written by:

Zaphod Beeblebrox

The Lyrics

I'm probably askin for bad ratings.
Well I know you have weapons
Oh of mass destruction
Well we have send some inspectors
But thats not my real function

Oh the one time we tried get some, we went after Saddam
So I'll have to take your Oil, With a bomb

Now that we have declared war
We are kinda getting Gyped
Because your using your civilians
To block your armies ships

Oh the one time we tried get some, we went after Saddam
So I'll have to take your Oil, With a bomb

Well I want that oil really bad
Oh and I forgot mention
that if you surrender with white flags
Remember that convention

Oh the one time we tried get some, we went after Saddam
So I'll have to take your Oil, With a bomb
Oh with a bomb.

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Overall Rating: 3.2

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Michael McVey - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good, actually. Only one error -- there is no "h" in Jim Croce's name. -- MM

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