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Song Parodies -> "Brain Freeze!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Brain Freeze!"

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The Lyrics

Drink up!
I was suckin' up a milkshake Monday
Too fast I slurped that drink right down
I shut my eyes, the pain came 'round
My head, ice-cold, began to pound
I coudn't see or hear a sound

Called the doctor. He said, "son, it's nothing
A common summer malady
Cold-drink big-gulp consequentially
This short-lived pain, it ends, you'll see"
But it hurts so much now to me!

Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Oooh, freeze!

Now it's over and my head's much better
The memory will disappear
Of frozen gray cells 'tween my ears
Keep drinking, flavor's nice and strong
I'll slurp again 'till it feels wrong

Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Brain Freeze!
Oooh, freeze!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Johnny D - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Just stupid enough for a set of 5's ... I love it!
QC79 - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Very cool! :-) 555s!
John Barry - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I think Ted Williams would've like this one as much as I do.
MrMacphisto - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ted Williams... LMAO... that's great
The Thought Police - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh man! That Ted Williams joke? Man,that was COLD!!!

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