Song Parodies -> "Nets Stinks"

Original Song Title:

"Love Stinks"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Nets Stinks"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The Nets are on their pace to surpass the epic fail of the '72-'73 76ers.

You hate them
But who likes them?
And they are tragically bad
They just can't win
And it's just sad
You just cannot lie
When push comes to shove
You're gonna want to die
Yes it's the truth
The dreads and it stinks
You know for sure

(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah

Shoot for two and missed by rim
It's gonna blind you as it is
Fans just can't bide
They saw them fall
Teams cast with pall
The Nets won't try
They're really bored
They don't care for any championship wins
All I can say is
Nets stinks

(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah

They've played like Quakers
They've played like Mets
They have no takers
Nets stinks

(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah
(Nets stinks)
Nets stinks yeah yeah

Can they do it?

One way to find out!

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Max Power - February 12, 2010 - Report this comment

At least leave a comment.

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Max Power - February 12, 2010 - Report this comment

Do you spend time voting down people's parodies?

Phil Nelson - February 12, 2010 - Report this comment

This parody didn't stink, and that stinks that you got all those 1's! I balanced it out a bit with 5's

Nick Zeman - May 05, 2010 - Report this comment

A 5-5-5 for tellin it like it is. I just got 1-bombed on a parody that I did a year ago. Oh well nothing to lose sleep over. SOME PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

Max Power - May 05, 2010 - Report this comment

You can say that again, guess everything to this fellow is violent.

Max Stinks - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Oh just shut the hell up, you stupid turdface

Max Power SUCKS - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment

DIE SCUM!!!!

Max Power - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Coming from someone who thinks I'm violent, nice going.

Nick Zeman - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Max, Check out the comment I wrote on your Mr. 1's parody about the song that me and Andria mentioned about "The Trolls Are Droppin 1s Today" Andria wrote it. You'll love it.

Max Power - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Got it, thanks!

Mare Garrel - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment

All 5's from me for song choice and because I envisioned "The Wedding Singer" singing this parody. Thanks for that! :)

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