Song Parodies -> "Grease Flames"

Original Song Title:

"Freeze Frame"

Original Performer:

"Grease Flames"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Hmm, how 'bout a little snack.....

(Grease Flames!)

I was cookin’ up some fatback bacon
I like to fry it crisp and brown
Heat up the pan ‘n lay some down
I love to listen: cracklin’ sound
Watchin’ T.V. shows, I turned around

Early warning, could’ve got back faster
T.V. takes focus in my mind
Did not per-ceive trouble was behind
Turned around and it’s a hell I find
Bacon pan and flames are all combined

Grease Flames! (Grease Flames!)
Lame Brain! (Lame Brain!)
Beat Flames! (Beat Flames!)
Grease Flames! (Woo! Hot Grease!)

Now I’m lookin’ at a backdraft flame spray
Smoke still rolling I can’t see too clear
Throw some water –EEK! Burnt off my ear!
Burnt hot spot, fire-men come along
Don’t get caught cookin’ in your thong…

Grease Flames! (Grease Flames!)
Lame Brain! (Lame Brain!)
Beat Flames! (Beat Flames!)
Grease Flames! (Woo! Hot Grease!)

[Cookin' Instrumental]

(Shoot, shoot, shoulda had some fruit)
(Shoot, shoot, shoulda had some fruit)
(Shoot, shoot, shoulda had some fruit)

Grease Flames! (Grease Flames!)
Lame Brain! (Lame Brain!)
Please Tame! (Tame Flames!)
Grease Flames! (Woo! Hot Grease!)

Grease, grease, grease.....grease flames
Grease, grease, grease.....grease flames
Hot grease, grease, grease.....grease flames
Hot grease, grease, (aaaaaaah!) grease.....grease flames
Hot grease, grease, grease.....grease flames
Hot grease, grease, grease.....grease flaaaaames!

Some people just shouldn't be cooking, you know?

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Mark Scotti - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment

FLAME ON, with fives! Sounds like stuff i use to fry: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/allmanbrothersband4.shtml

Timmy1000 - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment

Sound advice for the day - don't cook in your thong. Good choice for this hot tale.

Old Man Ribber - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment

This one is HOT! Remember - use the baking soda, not the wat...YEAAGGGHHH! ;D

John Barry - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment

Laughed my fatback off!

Christie Marie M - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment

This song's on FIRE!!! Goes well with Alvin's "Bacon's Fryin'" parody! I came close to burning the house a few years back when I was cooking fries, I spilled some canola oil on the side of the stove, went to the burner, and my stove was blazing up in flames! God bless the fire extinguisher! And our parents were out of town when this happened. God forbid if our house were on fire! Sizzling with 5's! Next time you may want to use PAM cooking spray!

Andria - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment

Great parody, blackjack. It reminds me of when the local Carrow's (similar to Bob Evans, Denny's or Shoney's) restaurant went up in flames and never reopened. It too was a grease fire, and the building was extensively remodeled into an adult bookstore/movie theater. Fatback bacon is good but makes you fat, and like Christie, I use PAM and keep a fire extinguisher close by. $555 to cover your insurance deductible and/or burn-center bill.

Warren Baker - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment

As CSN says, if you can't burn the one you want, burn the one your with. Yeah, I'm sure they said that. Or maybe I did...anyway, here's $5.55 for the ear damage.

Phil Nelson - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment

Hot stuff, 5's

Fiddlegirl - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment

Oh, come on. You just did it on purpose so Mrs. Blackjack wouldn't trust you with the cooking anymore! ;) But I feel sorry for you anyway. Here's $5.55 for a BLT, so you won't starve.

AFW - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment

Very off-beat story telling...burnt your ear off, huh...far out idea...

Tommy Turtle - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment

And here I was expecting a spin-off of the Trojan War parody... :-D

DKTOS, but "Heat Wave" by Martha and the Vandellas works pretty well. ...Water on a grease fire? Try using the frying pan lid before it gets to 555 degrees.

blackjack21 - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment

Warm thanks to Mark, Timmy, OMR, John Barry, Christie, Andria, Warren, Phil, Fiddlegirl, AFW & Tommy Turtle for the votes and hot comments!

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