World is rocked, what a shock
This just can not be
My good ol’ granny
Always sunny and so sweet
She was pure like sponge cake
Good, wholesome and so plain
The memories of my granny
Would never bear a stain
Years go by I’m looking through a vintage magazine
And there’s my good granny, all naked, page nineteen

My granny posed
Her mammaries have been exposed
My granny was a centerfold
(Never thought she fit the mold)
My mind shuns, cold
Her sainthood has been put on hold
(Granny was a centerfold)

Sippin’ Cokes at my request
Was always thinkin’: My gran's the best
I was shy, but learned her way
Of looking in your eye
Always baking cookies too
Oh, never she’d flash those boobies huge
Strange it had a hold on me
When pages passed my eyes
Her soft wooly sweaters
So magical to touch
To see her in her birthday suit
With mammoth bust, too much

Her secret told
Her mammaries were solid gold
My granny was a centerfold
(Never dreamed she was so bold)
The pages fold
All nat-ur-al and not a mold
(Granny was a centerfold)

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Blown away, can't comprehend
This trip to beaver/cleavage land
I hope this will no issues spawn
I've seen my granny's crack of dawn
Hit the bar, yes I will
I'll hit the bar, survive it
I'll drink away the memory
And keep it all so private
I never will forget this trip
When I close my eyes, see nips
Oh no, I didn't buy it
Oh yeah, confess I had to buy it

My granny's old
But long ago her pics were sold
My granny was a centerfold
(Wonder if she told the folks)
It takes a toll
Whoo! Just knowing how my granny showed
My granny was a centerfold

Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
All right
Fun, to, see, her

Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

It was untold
Did Hefner get to have a roll
My granny was a centerfold
(Granny was a centerfold)

Sight to behold
Her mammaries so big and bold
My granny was a centerfold
(Granny was a centerfold)

(fade out)