Song Parodies -> "Mets Stinks"

Original Song Title:

"Love Stinks"

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Original Performer:

"Mets Stinks"

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The Lyrics

The chapter of their horrific season.

It's awful
No one loves them
And way they play is dreadful
They just can't win
And so it goes
Despite Omar's lies
Winning is a sin
It'll make you wanna die
So many fools
The snooze and it sinks
One thing for sure

(Mets stinks)
Mets stinks yeah yeah
(Mets stinks)
Mets stinks yeah yeah
(Mets stinks)
Mets stinks yeah yeah
(Mets stinks)
Mets stinks yeah yeah

Lose by two and lose by twelve
Fans gonna find it hard to live
They just can't hide
You've seen it all
No good at Fall
Then time will fly
It's freakin' poor
No one cares for any meaningful things
All I can say is
It stinks

(It stinks)
It stinks yeah yeah
(It stinks)
It stinks yeah yeah
(It stinks)
It stinks yeah yeah
(It stinks)
It stinks yeah yeah

They've played through diamonds
They've played through jinks
They've played through it all
Mets stinks

(Mets stinks)
Mets stinks yeah yeah
(Mets stinks)
Mets stinks yeah yeah
(Mets stinks)
Mets stinks yeah yeah
(Mets stinks)
Mets stinks yeah yeah

Lupica's on suicide watch right now.

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Christie Marie M - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Very hilarious parody! One of my friends hates the Mets and he claims the Mets stands for "My Entire Team Sucks"! So he favors the Yankees over the Mets! I used to be a Mets fan, but I love the Yankees a little better. You scored 555 home runs for this!

Michael Pacholek - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment

Lost 11-3 to the Braves tonight. METS could also stand for "Minorleague Entertainment To See."

Max Stinks - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment

The Mets stink much less than your parodies...

Max Power - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment

Jealous much?

ByteSlinger - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment

While I am an avid Mets fan, I did find this parody unfortunately very true - and very funny. They are having a crappy season, and we are all disappointed. But, hey - maybe next year, right? All we can do is either laugh or cry - and quite honestly, it's just all so ridiculous, you have to laugh. But I'll take the Mets on a bad day over those Yankees ANY day :P

Max Power - September 24, 2009 - Report this comment

Speaking of...anyone notice that whenever I made a Jets bashing parody, they went on to improve? Maybe that way there can finally be a N.Y. Super Bowl!

Melanie Lee - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Hmm...I think it's time to "Bleep the Mets" again!

Max Power - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

? - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment

MIAOWWW!!!!

? - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment

I love men!

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