-> "My Chem Teachers A Soprano"
Original Song Title:
"Centerfold"
Parody Song Title:
"My Chem Teachers A Soprano"
The Lyrics
good at math
good english
beyond academy
im kind of getting strangled
from a killing pedagogy
my ol hit man alumni
just risin the stakes
killed with no bio knowledge
with no forensic evidence
failed on honor roll its time to see the don
and whack is competition who are some geeks at comic con!
my class room's cold
my lab partner is on death row
my chem teachers a soprano
chem teachers a soprano
instructers cold
puts cyanide in my tylenol
my chem teachers a soprano
doing business in lab class
with everyone under duress
he tied me by the ankles and feet
and turned on opera tunes
he's buddy is in maintenance
who claims hes in "waste management"!
no suspensions or detentions
he says well settle this like gentleman
in the cold room he said
he'll strike me with gases and ill choke
but good thing i have charle's law
to help me prove him wrong!
bribes investigators
with nude pics of Maureen Maher
my ol teachers a soprano
chem teachers a soprano
hes one hell of a catch
says ill be the waters aqueous solution
my chem teachers a soprano
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na (2)
its okay i understand
your still a classic oxford man
if my dissocation is inconstant
you know ill be a marked man
he will cut me yes he will
cut me into fragments
but ill flee from him and say
"sir you can kiss my AC..ID"
in m room ya know he puts the
action in chemical reaction
oh no he's alchemy is vicious
lord no don't wanna sleep with the fishes
na na na na na na na na
alright alright
1 2 3 4
my blood runs cold
my lab partner is on death row
my chem teachers a soprano
chem teachers a soprano
you failed me officer
and to indentify jack the ripper
hmmmmmm
my teacher is a soprano
na na na na na na na na
repeat fading
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