Can it walk?
Can it talk?
Sticking in my teeth?
My yummy yummy candy pulls my fillings so complete
Holes so large like craters, I can never stand the pain
It sends my dentist running, his x-rays show the blame
Now I sigh, I'm wondering how I'll ever smile again
And there's the girls all screaming as they throw things at my head

(Chorus)
My teeth have holes, my junk food just takes it's toll
My candy is a tootsie roll
Candy is a tootsie roll
(2x)

Putty knife, fill my teeth
I make those holes look obsolete
Tootsie there, I turned to look, and it soon caught my eye
I was thinkin, what do I do, the next time when I chew this food
I just took a hold of it and shoved it all inside
That soft and chewy candy, too hard to just pass up
I drank and all my fillings fell into my great big cup

(Chorus)
My teeth have holes, the size that can house a mole
My candy is a tootsie roll
Candy is a tootsie roll
(2x)

Oww ooo ow ow ow ow
Ooo ow ow ow ow ow ow ow (3X)

Now listen:
I can't say, it's never planned
My thinking is in Candyland
I hope that when my pain is gone
I'll have some more for chewing on
Cavities, yes I have,
Sweet tooth I won't deprive it
Take me to a candy store and chew some more in private
My lower jaw has just been wrecked
Enamel from my teeth is stripped
Oh no I can't deny it
My candy sin I got to buy it

(Chorus)
My teeth have holes, looks just like a swiss cheese roll
My candy is a tootsie roll
Candy is a tootsie roll
(2x)

Oww ooo ow ow ow ow
Ooo ow ow ow ow ow ow ow


Alright!
Alright!
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