Didn't my farts make you feel
Like I was a man
Honey you know they did!
Well each time I tell myself, that I think I've farted enough
Because I don't wanna shit my pants, baby, but a woman can be rough.
I want you to Smell it, Smell it, Smell it, Smell it, inhale it!
Smell another little peice of my fart, Mrs. Brady,
Hey! Smell another lil peice of my fart, Aunt Katie,
You know you've shit your self
when it starts squishin around in your droors
Oh, my dear me, I've done it again
All night!
Your out on the street rollin dice
When I come up to you and fart
And you say "Damn, that girl ain't right"
Now you'll always always always hear me when I fart at night
Honey, I fart all the time
And each time I tell myself, well I , I gotta stop shittin my pants
But somehow I can't stop myself from doin' that hershey dance
I want you to smell it, smell it, smell it, smell it, Inhale it!
Smell another little piece of my fart, Mrs. Brady,
Hey! Smell another lil peice of my fart, Aunt Katie,
And you, you know you've shit yourself
When it starts squishin around in your droors
Oh, dear me, I've done it again
All night!