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Song Parodies -> "Gradius"
Original Song Title:
"Baby Come To Me"
Original Performer:
James Ingram
Parody Song Title:
"Gradius"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
This is a song about a 1985 arcade game.
Easter Island heads
Tick off Cincinnati Reds
I realize
Lasers and the missiles
and those options and the doubles
Don't let them slide
We can speed up and activate the shield
We can blast away with everything we wield
This was Gradius
Let me see that cool spaceship
It was serious
And it was a video game
Play it everyday
Got to have a shield and options
Bosses here to stay
And we get rid of them with those weapons too
Spendin' every dime
To keep that ship on the line
That's how it was
And all those 80's graphics
Having anything that's tragic
Just because
There's a brand new game that excites your life
When you know that Salamander's by your side
This was Gradius
Let me see that cool spaceship
It was serious
And it was a video game
Play it everyday
Got to have a shield and options
Bosses here to stay
And we get rid of them with those weapons too
The game was so old
There's a thrill to every level when you're always cool
Let's talk about this
'Cause you know that this game also has the rules
This was Gradius
Let me see that cool spaceship
It was serious
And it was a video game
Play it everyday
Got to have a shield and options
Bosses here to stay
And we get rid of them with those weapons too
Tick off Cincinnati Reds
I realize
Lasers and the missiles
and those options and the doubles
Don't let them slide
We can speed up and activate the shield
We can blast away with everything we wield
This was Gradius
Let me see that cool spaceship
It was serious
And it was a video game
Play it everyday
Got to have a shield and options
Bosses here to stay
And we get rid of them with those weapons too
Spendin' every dime
To keep that ship on the line
That's how it was
And all those 80's graphics
Having anything that's tragic
Just because
There's a brand new game that excites your life
When you know that Salamander's by your side
This was Gradius
Let me see that cool spaceship
It was serious
And it was a video game
Play it everyday
Got to have a shield and options
Bosses here to stay
And we get rid of them with those weapons too
The game was so old
There's a thrill to every level when you're always cool
Let's talk about this
'Cause you know that this game also has the rules
This was Gradius
Let me see that cool spaceship
It was serious
And it was a video game
Play it everyday
Got to have a shield and options
Bosses here to stay
And we get rid of them with those weapons too
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