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Song Parodies -> "John Kerry's Fall"
Original Song Title:
"All Time High"
Original Performer:
James Bond Movie theme from Octopussy
Parody Song Title:
"John Kerry's Fall"
Parody Written by:
Coral Snake
The Lyrics
Midi for All Time High available at: midis.jamesbond-online.com
(Musical introduction)
John F. Kerry's on the losing side now, headed for a crash,
We now know his whole record, a pack of lies.
Ketchup Boy he tried to stop the Bush bounce, with a midnight bash.
But with this stupid rally, his campaign dies.
It's John Kerry's fall, the George Bush convention bounce,
Ketchup Boy should know, he's a loser now.
It's John Kerry's fall, the DimRATs again we'll trounce.
So here's the truth, John F. Kerry is toast.
We know now that John Kerry's midnight rally, made him look the fool,
Kerry felt that rally would, protect his hide.
Rather than discussing the issues it was, a bashing tool,
That only brought idiots, To Kerry's side.
It's John Kerry's fall, the George Bush convention bounce,
Ketchup Boy should know, he's a loser now.
It's John Kerry's fall, the DimRATs again we'll trounce.
So here's the truth, John F. Kerry is toast.
So here's the truth, John F. Kerry is toast.
John F. Kerry's on the losing side now, headed for a crash,
We now know his whole record, a pack of lies.
Ketchup Boy he tried to stop the Bush bounce, with a midnight bash.
But with this stupid rally, his campaign dies.
It's John Kerry's fall, the George Bush convention bounce,
Ketchup Boy should know, he's a loser now.
It's John Kerry's fall, the DimRATs again we'll trounce.
So here's the truth, John F. Kerry is toast.
We know now that John Kerry's midnight rally, made him look the fool,
Kerry felt that rally would, protect his hide.
Rather than discussing the issues it was, a bashing tool,
That only brought idiots, To Kerry's side.
It's John Kerry's fall, the George Bush convention bounce,
Ketchup Boy should know, he's a loser now.
It's John Kerry's fall, the DimRATs again we'll trounce.
So here's the truth, John F. Kerry is toast.
So here's the truth, John F. Kerry is toast.
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