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Song Parodies -> "Flash Dashed (Whatta Speed Freak)"

Original Song Title:

"Flashdance (What A Feeling)"

Original Performer:

Irene Cara

Parody Song Title:

"Flash Dashed (Whatta Speed Freak)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

If Irene Cara did the theme song to a Flash movie instead of a Flashdance movie it would go a little something like this...
Cuuuuursed... To keep rushing...
Far from slooooow... Gaining speed...
He was smeeeeared... With supplies...
That were friiiiiiiied... No lie...

The wind blooooows... As he strides...
Sporting geeeeeear... Red and bright...
With his paaaaaal... Man of Steel...
They'll fight foes...

This spryyyy... Metahuman
Won't be spiiiiied... With your vision
Burns the grooooound... when he booooolts... like a daaaaart...

Whatta speed freak!
Sneakers steaming!
With Batman he'll brawl
As his dashing in this fight

Barry Allen's
A man of action
Trickster has contrived
Wicked plans to halt this guy

Once... worked... in Forensics
Now he aids... the poor victims
As the Flash... Captain Cold's... ripped apaaaaaAAAAAArt...

Whatta speed freak!
Weave's increasing!
He cannot be stalled
Since he's dashing fast as light

Barry Allen
Could be in Dallas
But he would arrive
Here in Branson in no time

Whatta speed freeeeeeeaaaaak!

Whatta speed freak! (He'll time travel, Wow!)
Massively eating (Cleared your kitchen out)
Reverse-Flash he'll smite
Watch them as they zoom and striiiiiiiiiiiiiike

Whatta speed freak! (That Gorilla Grodd he'll brawl)
Stops that crime spree!
(Polyester tights he'll slip on)
Other clothes are mauled (They're all ripping when he jogs)

Phase through walls (Shimmers right through those bricks and all)
(Brawl! brawl! brawl! brawl!: Murmur's squealing)
Mirror Master crawls (Glass shards gleaming)
Won't be wheezing (Such great talent!)
(Loops the planet) In mere seconds!
(With his nerves tweaked) He's a speed freak!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jonathan - February 17, 2017 - Report this comment
dashing at the speed of 5s!
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