-> "Flash Dashed (Whatta Speed Freak)"
Original Song Title:
"Flashdance (What A Feeling)"
Parody Song Title:
"Flash Dashed (Whatta Speed Freak)"
Cuuuuursed... To keep rushing...
Far from slooooow... Gaining speed...
He was smeeeeared... With supplies...
That were friiiiiiiied... No lie...
The wind blooooows... As he strides...
Sporting geeeeeear... Red and bright...
With his paaaaaal... Man of Steel...
They'll fight foes...
This spryyyy... Metahuman
Won't be spiiiiied... With your vision
Burns the grooooound... when he booooolts... like a daaaaart...
Whatta speed freak!
With Batman he'll brawl
As his dashing in this fight
A man of action
Trickster has contrived
Wicked plans to halt this guy
Once... worked... in Forensics
Now he aids... the poor victims
As the Flash... Captain Cold's... ripped apaaaaaAAAAAArt...
Whatta speed freak!
He cannot be stalled
Since he's dashing fast as light
Could be in Dallas
But he would arrive
Here in Branson in no time
Whatta speed freeeeeeeaaaaak!
Whatta speed freak! (He'll time travel, Wow!)
Massively eating (Cleared your kitchen out)
Reverse-Flash he'll smite
Watch them as they zoom and striiiiiiiiiiiiiike
Whatta speed freak! (That Gorilla Grodd he'll brawl)
Stops that crime spree!
(Polyester tights he'll slip on)
Other clothes are mauled (They're all ripping when he jogs)
Phase through walls (Shimmers right through those bricks and all)
(Brawl! brawl! brawl! brawl!: Murmur's squealing)
Mirror Master crawls (Glass shards gleaming)
Won't be wheezing (Such great talent!)
(Loops the planet) In mere seconds!
(With his nerves tweaked) He's a speed freak!
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