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Song Parodies -> "Bed Mites"

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Original Performer:

Iggy Pop

Parody Song Title:

"Bed Mites"

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The Lyrics

the bedbug epidemic is spreading everywhere. No hotel is safe!
Intro: Awww…

Verse 1: As I was sleeping
Got an itchy clue
My body was covered
My face was too
And so I got down on my knees
Then checked the bed
Saw this swarm of mites
On ev’ry thread

Chorus: Time to sleep, turn off the light, bed mites
Every sheet will give a bite, bed mites

Verse 2: Grab my shoes
Grab my socks
Grab my things
Leave this box, tonight

Chorus: In my sheets I shouldn’t sight, bed mites
So I leave this nasty site, tonight

Verse 3: So I move
Switch my place
No more mites
In my face, tonight, alright

Chorus: Now I can sleep pleasantly in bed
I am gonna rest my weary head
I lie down and shut my eyes
I feel creatures on my thighs, bed mites!

Outro: Bed mites!
Bed mites!
Bed mites…
Bed mites…
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Agrimorfee - January 02, 2014 - Report this comment
The brevity of the lyrics cried for more jokes here, but it made up for it in the melodramatic atmosphere of the tune (the David Bowie influence is just dripping here!). 555
Abbott Skelding - January 02, 2014 - Report this comment
Not bad, not really ha-ha funny, but rather funny in the sense that it went well with the OS really well. A friend of mine woke up one morning (very similarly to the beginning of your spoof) and had bed bugs all over her dorm room. Had to bag up all her clothes and throw away her mattress and box was pretty intense haha. Nice work here
bobpiecheese - January 13, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Kinda light on the funny, and I'm pretty sure the word "sight" doesn't work that way, but otherwise this was still pretty good. 555 nibbly bugs!
Matthias - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
Not too bad. It's a little short and I would have liked to see more bug puns and at least the old phrase "Sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite"
Max Power - January 14, 2014 - Report this comment
They're not the only problem with hotel beds, sometimes you find a corpse under the mattress. Hard to get any privacy when you have someone sleeping or spying from under the bed.

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