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Song Parodies -> "Monty Python's Holy Grail"

Original Song Title:

"Holy Grail"

Original Performer:

Hunters & Collectors

Parody Song Title:

"Monty Python's Holy Grail"

Parody Written by:

Two-Faced Goblin

The Lyrics

Come on! As if this wasn't an obvious one!
Woke up this morning to the strangest scene
I was with the greatest king Britain has ever seen
We were riding with coconuts
In the beginning of 'The Holy Grail'

Started out seeking the court of Camelot
It's a silly place, they eat ham and jam and Spam a lot
We spend the film trying to get our hands
On the Holy Grail

Well, have you heard about the Lord God's command?
We're to find the Grail, in England it shall stand
Yeah, we tried a Trojan Rabbit to get the French
For the Holy Grail

All the Knights scattered, Galahad fled from the snow
In the Castle Anthrax, but how was he to know
Naughty Zoot lit a beacon
That was shaped just like the Holy Grail?

Just a harmless little bunny
But what a fight it gave!
And that Black Beast of Aaauuugh, it chased us through the cave
And you know what we said, "Yeah, it's a good thing the animator died!"

You know, we... we've been searching for a shrubbery
To appease those strange Knights of Ni
We've met Tim, he who enchants
And we've been taunted by the knights from France

Robin, go change your pants

I've followed Arthur
The king whom I hail
But we got to the castle
The cops threw us in jail
I'm still here
I'm still on the quest for the Holy Grail

Oh yeah, on the quest for the Holy Grail

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Total Votes: 1

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Meriadoc - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I think most people DKTOS, but I do. Good job! :-)
mandamoo - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I know it too ! Well done !
Peregrin - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
As Merry said, the only problem with the parody is that most people don't know what to compare it to, which is a damn shame because the original song is great and the parody sits perfectly with it. Good work!
Stuart Kidd - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
You must be an Aussie like me right? Only problem is no-one else will know the song.
Regos the Sane - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I know the song. My problem is I haven't seen the movie.
mandamoo - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm an Aussie........not sure about the others !
raddog - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is great! This reminds of the movie!

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