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Song Parodies -> "Vote for Romney?"

Original Song Title:

"Don't You Want Me"

Original Performer:

Human League

Parody Song Title:

"Vote for Romney?"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

A cautionary tale: Why you shouldn't vote for this idiot.
You were running as a Mormon
For the Elephants
When we met you
Economy is slightly up
You’d turn it around
Just like Mr. Dubya do
Now four years later on
Obama’s hard to defeat
Success ain’t been so easy for you
‘Cause don't forget
Clint Eastwood made you look like a clown
So head on back to Massachoo

Don't vote for Romney
You know I can't believe it
When I hear you on the TV
Don't vote for Romney
You know we don't believe you
Ain’t the Heartbreak Kid for nothing
It's much too late to try
Go make Beethoven 5
Folks better change their vote
Or we will all be sorry

Vote for Romney? “Maybe…?”
Vote for Romney? Nooo-ooo!
Vote for Romney? “Maybe…?”
Vote for Romney? Nooo-ooo!

**Mitt Romney**
I was driving with my canine
But outside my car
That much is true
And I’ll admit I coulda run
A much better race
Won it with or without you
The four years we have had --

Middle class, you spite
We still hate you
What if you were that poor
And had a tax make you groan?
I say that’s for the rich to do

Don't vote for Romney
You know I can't believe Mitt
Wish your chair, too, had been empty
Don't vote for Romney
You know we don't believe you
Want to beef up military
Poor paying taxes “fine?”
You better change your mind
You'd kill off PBS
And you’d be truly sorry

Vote for Romney? Zany!
Vote for Romney? Nooo-ooo!
Vote for Romney? Crazy!
Vote for Romney? Nooo-ooo!

(Romney tries to make up excuses)

Votes for Romney, any?
Vote for Romney? Nooo-ooo!
Don't you…
(Fade out)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.1

Total Votes: 8

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   5
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   2

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Chris Bodily TM - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Whoa! Mitt Romney voted twice on my parody? Bravo!

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