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Song Parodies -> "Don't Chew On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't You Want Me"

Original Performer:

Human League

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Chew On Me"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

You were sitting in the back seat of my Enterprise car
With some young dude
I heard a shout, So I looked up, he couldn't be found
In fact all I saw was his shoes
Not Burger King or Mickey-D's has your kind of meat
It's not the kind that you like to chew
but please don't think about me when you're ready to chow
My sodium's too high for you

Don't, don't chew on me
You know that I'm scared sh*tless when you take a look upon me
Don't, don't chew on me
I wish I could believe you when you say that you won't eat me
You won't eat pork rinds
You like the taste of minds?
Please go put Bobby back before your stomachs growling

Don't chew on me baby! Don't chew on me nooooooooo
Don't chew on me baby! Don't chew on me nooooooooo

I was sitting in the back seat of your Enterprise car
Hungry for food
But you got lost, no GPS, wanted to stuff my face
And my new friend was so rude
Took just one taste, out of his face, ate both his eyes
and his ears too
and now from here on out I'm sticking to man kind
They taste better than any stew

Don't, don't chew on me
You know you really scare me when you say that you are hungry
Don't, don't chew on me
You know it's not my fault that you think human legs are tasty
A body, soul and mind
Is what you hope to find
If you are what you eat then you've got names aplenty

Don't chew on me baby! Don't chew on me nooooooooo

Please don't salt me baby! I'm not tasty noooooooo
Please don't cook me baby! You won't like me noooooooo

Don't chew on me baby! Ouch that's hurting Owwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Matthias - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny that this is a parody of "Human League" because that might also be something found on a cannibal's menu.
Christie Marie M - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Ditto on Matt's comment! Ode to cannibalism! Now THAT'S gotta hurt! Well, that's "manslaughter" for you! 555.
Kristof Robertson - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Is this parody tasty or tasteless? I think that's a question to chew on....:-D. Seriously, I enjoyed this, Dave, and I didn't even have to put ketchup on it! 555
Below Average Dave - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you very much Matthias, Christie Marie M and Kristof! Honestly, I just now as of reading your comment realized the irony in selecting a song by a band that goes by the name "Human League" to do a song about eating humans. . .I couldn't have gotten more lucky with that one:) Thank You!!!
Jonathan S. - January 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny and intersting idea for a title sub. You know, this spoof is making me hungry...

Just kidding! But I could go for a pizza , though. :-) 555

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