Song Parodies -> Don't You Like My Boobies?

Original Song Title:

"Dont You Want Me?"

Original Performer:

Human League

  
Parody Song Title:

"Don't You Like My Boobies?"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

You were working as a striper in a topless bar
When I saw you
You strutted out, your shirt went up, your boobs were so round
and you had a nice ass too
The people all looked so happy as they gave you cash
Because you gave their money its worth
After the show I went to you and gave you my card
And wow, this is what you said first

"Don't, Don't you like me?"
I want to give you money, you could be a star on TV
"Don't, don't you like me?"
I want you to do porno, and you can show off your physic
Don't need to know to act
Just be good in the sack
You got up from your chair and then you began to speak

Don't you like my boobies?, don't you like them oh?
Don't you like my boobies?, don't you like them oh?

You were in a scene and giving head while racing cars
spotlight on you
YOu were making out and taking it from a lesbo
That's what you wanted to do
Every movie you were in you stole the show
Well good for you
People would come all out just to see you with no clothes
Cause they all liked your boobies too

"Don't, Don't you like me?"
I want to give you money, you could be a star on TV
"Don't, don't you like me?"
I want you to do porno, and you can show off your physic
Don't need to know to act
Just be good in the sack
You got up from your chair and then you began to speak

Don't you like my boobies?, don't you like them oh?
Don't you like my boobies?, don't you like them oh?

Don't you like my boobies?, don't you like them oh?
Don't you like my boobies?, don't you like them oh?
Don't you like my boobies?, don't you like them oh?
Don't you like my boobies?, don't you like them oh?
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I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment
You must watch of lot of Porno Hey?
Johnny D - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL !!!! Billy, I actually laughed out loud for real just now when I read this parody! This parody is a freakin' hilarious SCREAM! 555!

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