I was an expensive pair of nike shoes
When you were a boy
You picked me out, you wore me down and tied me in knots
I was your favorite shoes
Now five years later on you've got a huge brand new dog
who chews on your other nike shoes
So don't forget that I am still your favorite nike pair
And you let the dog in your room

Don't - don't chew on me
You know I can't believe it when you just let him come near me
Don't - don't chew on me
You know I don't believe you when you say that I'm his chew toy
It's much too late to beg, you think you've changed your mind
you'd better tell him no or you will be very sorry

Don't chew on me baby
Don't chew on me - ya-oh-oh-ow!
Don't chew on me baby
Don't chew on me - ya-oh-oh-ow!

You were an expensive pair of nike shoes
That much is true
But even then I knew I'd wear you down flat broke
Either with or without you
The time I was around you I've had such good times
You're still my favorite
But now I think it's time I grow up all on my own
I guess I'll just give you to the dog

Don't - don't chew on me
You know I can't believe it when you just let him come near me
Don't - don't chew on me
You know I don't believe you when you say that I'm his chew toy
It's much too late to beg, you think you've changed your mind
you'd better tell him no or you will be very sorry

Don't chew on me baby
Don't chew on me - ya-oh-oh-ow!
Don't chew on me baby
Don't chew on me - ya-oh-oh-ow!