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Song Parodies -> "I Am In Team America"

Original Song Title:

"I Am A Real American"

Original Performer:

Hulk Hogan

Parody Song Title:

"I Am In Team America"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is about the movie by the creators of South Park and this song is a view from Gary.
Some bad guys have come to terrorize
Sometimes, I have to be in disguise
If they destroy the U.S., it will hurt our pride
Those terrorists will never hide

I am in Team America
Though I'm an actor, not a milkman
I am in Team America
We're World Police! We're heroes, f**k yeah!

If I quit the team, something will go wrong
By that evil Chinese guy named Kim Jong
We have our headquarters in Mount Rushmore
But in many countries, there is blood and gore
If the terrorists come, they will not pass
We're gonna have to kill them fast

I am in Team America
The terrorist lives will soon be banned
I am in Team America
We're World Police! We're heroes, f**k yeah!

I am in Team America
We're gonna kill the terrorist clan
I am in Team America
We're World Police! We're heroes, f**k yeah!

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Steve K. - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Somewhere I learned that Hulk Hogan (real name Terry Bollea) was a bass player before becoming a pro wrestler. I had no idea, however, that he recorded anything.
El DeRoblo - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah he was in some sort of band back in the day. There used to be a video out that had the wrestlers of the eighties hamming it up, i'm sure it'll be out on DVD any minute, special edition no less. Word has it Hulk was an "actor" as well, who knew?! Can't wait to see the flick, good parody RD!
Jonathan C. - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
He might have been, Steve K. But Derringer is credited with performing "Real American".
raddog20002002 - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I have been mistaken. I didn't know that Rick Derringer did the song.
bradley - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey great parody I just wanna hear it now and then you have a smash hit lol
Scotty Dangerously - June 17, 2020 - Report this comment
@Mike Crazy is as crazy does.

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