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Song Parodies -> "I Am A Real Bachelor(with comments allowed)"
Original Song Title:
"I Am A Real American"
Original Performer:
Hulk Hogan
Parody Song Title:
"I Am A Real Bachelor(with comments allowed)"
Parody Written by:
Scotty Dangerously
The Lyrics
I go out in the world to find the girl of my dreams.
I flirt with a girl cause I have a right
And I really don't care if she's black or white
If she breaks my heart, it will hurt my pride
But I really hope that she'll be on my side
I am a real bachelor
Find my way to make love to her
I am a real bachelor
I'll find her someday - You know she'll be mine
Don't care if she's the age of eighteen years
She could be like Beyonce or Britney Spears
True love in my heart rings like a bell
And I sure hope that I get to know her well
If she breaks my heart, it will hurt my pride
But I really hope that she'll be on my side
I am a real bachelor
Find my way to make love to her
I am a real bachelor
I'll find her someday - You know she'll be mine
I am a real bachelor
Find my way to make love to her
I am a real bachelor
I'll find her someday - You know she'll be mine.......
And I really don't care if she's black or white
If she breaks my heart, it will hurt my pride
But I really hope that she'll be on my side
I am a real bachelor
Find my way to make love to her
I am a real bachelor
I'll find her someday - You know she'll be mine
Don't care if she's the age of eighteen years
She could be like Beyonce or Britney Spears
True love in my heart rings like a bell
And I sure hope that I get to know her well
If she breaks my heart, it will hurt my pride
But I really hope that she'll be on my side
I am a real bachelor
Find my way to make love to her
I am a real bachelor
I'll find her someday - You know she'll be mine
I am a real bachelor
Find my way to make love to her
I am a real bachelor
I'll find her someday - You know she'll be mine.......
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This is the second version of this parody, which is why "with comments allowed" is there. In the first version, I forgot to allow comments, but I have already deleted the first version.
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