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Song Parodies -> "I Want a New Bun"
Original Song Title:
"I Want a New Drug"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Huey Lewis & The News
Parody Song Title:
"I Want a New Bun"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
this is what the wiener said
I want a new bun
One that's goin' to fit
One that won't squeeze me outta shape
Because I am long and thick
I want a new bun
One with mustard all spread
One without onions all minced up--
They make my skin turn red
One that is soft and springy
So delicious, love
One that makes me feel like I'm in a velvet glove
In a velvet glove
I want a new bun
One that won't flop
So I don't fall on the floor
And get cleaned with a mop
I want a new bun
One that holds all my heat
One that's not tough to bite
One that is good to eat
One that is soft and springy
So delicious, love
One that makes me feel like I'm in a velvet glove
In a velvet glove
I want a new bun
One that tastes like it should
One that hasn't been cooked too long
One that will makes me feel so good
I want a new bun
One with some kraut
One that people will rave about
When the food's laid out
One that is soft and springy
So delicious, love
One that makes me feel like I'm in a velvet glove
In a velvet glove
One that's goin' to fit
One that won't squeeze me outta shape
Because I am long and thick
I want a new bun
One with mustard all spread
One without onions all minced up--
They make my skin turn red
One that is soft and springy
So delicious, love
One that makes me feel like I'm in a velvet glove
In a velvet glove
I want a new bun
One that won't flop
So I don't fall on the floor
And get cleaned with a mop
I want a new bun
One that holds all my heat
One that's not tough to bite
One that is good to eat
One that is soft and springy
So delicious, love
One that makes me feel like I'm in a velvet glove
In a velvet glove
I want a new bun
One that tastes like it should
One that hasn't been cooked too long
One that will makes me feel so good
I want a new bun
One with some kraut
One that people will rave about
When the food's laid out
One that is soft and springy
So delicious, love
One that makes me feel like I'm in a velvet glove
In a velvet glove
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When I first looked at the title of this, I thought it was gonna be about something else... lol
MrMacphisto: I get that comment alot.
4's.
It was pretty good. 5-4-5.
You keep this "up", people are going to keep thinking you're a man.
This was a 'bun' read. Well done Royce.
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