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Song Parodies -> "The Item's Sold"
Original Song Title:
"Heart & Soul"
Original Performer:
Huey Lewis & The News
Parody Song Title:
"The Item's Sold"
Parody Written by:
Arcade Junkie
The Lyrics
9 o'clock this morning
cell phone came a callin'
I couldn't get my laptop gone off
Online auction's hectic
Bidding on electric
A lamp would be the nice thing
By end, began, what every fan wants
(chorus)
The Item's sold
My cash is cold
Gotta pay the man, item ships it when it's paid
UPS truck standing there
Box that's reading "Handle with care"
I let it open, but not 'til christmas
On this Christmas morning
Got no time for warning
Lamp was what I wanted for me
This baseball lamp was what I wanted
(repeat chorus)
cell phone came a callin'
I couldn't get my laptop gone off
Online auction's hectic
Bidding on electric
A lamp would be the nice thing
By end, began, what every fan wants
(chorus)
The Item's sold
My cash is cold
Gotta pay the man, item ships it when it's paid
UPS truck standing there
Box that's reading "Handle with care"
I let it open, but not 'til christmas
On this Christmas morning
Got no time for warning
Lamp was what I wanted for me
This baseball lamp was what I wanted
(repeat chorus)
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