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Song Parodies -> "The Heart of Uncle Joe"

Original Song Title:

"The Heart of Rock and Roll"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis and the News

Parody Song Title:

"The Heart of Uncle Joe"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

This is the second cut off my never-to-be-released "I Want a New Drudge" album
West Wing, West Wing is everything they say
And no place he'd rather be
Where else can you see a bunch of preteen girls
Strike a pose so happily
When they take the picture, ooh that White House picture
It really gets Joe riled
But it's still those same old hair borne scents
That really, really drives him wild

They say the heart of Uncle Joe is still needin'
And from what we see, we believe it
Now the young kids may be barely teethin'
But the heart of Uncle Joe, heart of Uncle Joe is still needin'

Ukraine, Hunter would and a crooked State
Is something everyone should see
Director job for a coker, cokehead son
Paying off so handsomely
When they probe corruption, that hard core corruption
He had to squelch it fast
But it's still that same ol' lack of verbal filter
That really bit Joe in the ….. …..

They say a part of Uncle Joe is still thievin'
And from what we see it's Burisma
Now the old boy may just dare deceivin'
But the heart of Uncle Joe, heart of Uncle Joe is still thievin'*

WILLIE!!**

TV, Roosevelt, in Depression times
Corn Pop was a gangsta' dude
Hindus, donut shops, sucking Jillie's fingers
Somalis driving taxis, too
Everywhere there's gaffe-ing, jaw drop gaffe-ing
He stands with a silly smile
But it's still that same old Joey Biden blather
That really, really drives us wild

They say the mouth of Uncle Joe is still bleatin'
And from what we see he's paste-eating
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the mouth of Uncle Joe, mouth of Uncle Joe is still bleating

Burisma … Detroit!
Heart of Uncle Joe
*They're saying they may do a sitcom on Hunter Biden's upbringing and call it "Leave It To Theiver" …… **Shoutout to saxophone legend "Slick Willie" Clinton; a player so gifted he once parlayed a 46-second sax riff into two terms as our nation's president

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Michael Pacholek - December 23, 2019 - Report this comment
You want to write about the heart of a Democratic candidate for President? You'll have to settle for Bernie Sanders, who's not a Democrat. The only things that can stop Joe Biden from beating Trump are Trump's diet and 20-odd Republican Senators growing a conscience.
CC - December 23, 2019 - Report this comment
If a Republican senator grew a conscience, that would be odd! Say what you will about Joe, the dude is a Biden. Enjoyed this, CML -- your Huey Lewis period is on track and picking up steam, and Uncle Joe is ripe for the railing.
Reality Dweller - December 30, 2019 - Report this comment
As usual, the treasonous totalitarian terrorist "party" of Antifa, the Black Panthers, the KKK, and other genocidal goose-stepping hate groups dares to lecture people who actually deserve to live about our "conscience" as if ANY of these cancerous parasitic leftard vermin who euphemistically refer to themselves as "Democrats" even understood the concept, let alone the practice, of having such a thing.
Huey Hates You - January 02, 2020 - Report this comment
You are a Trump-loving fascist sheep. The West ing is occupied by Spanky Donnie's GF/daughter. And I don't think Huey Lewis would like your juvenile bastardization of his song either. he sure didn't like it when Ray Parker, Jr. did that.

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