West Wing, West Wing is everything they say
And no place he'd rather be
Where else can you see a bunch of preteen girls
Strike a pose so happily
When they take the picture, ooh that White House picture
It really gets Joe riled
But it's still those same old hair borne scents
That really, really drives him wild

They say the heart of Uncle Joe is still needin'
And from what we see, we believe it
Now the young kids may be barely teethin'
But the heart of Uncle Joe, heart of Uncle Joe is still needin'

Ukraine, Hunter would and a crooked State
Is something everyone should see
Director job for a coker, cokehead son
Paying off so handsomely
When they probe corruption, that hard core corruption
He had to squelch it fast
But it's still that same ol' lack of verbal filter
That really bit Joe in the ….. …..

They say a part of Uncle Joe is still thievin'
And from what we see it's Burisma
Now the old boy may just dare deceivin'
But the heart of Uncle Joe, heart of Uncle Joe is still thievin'*

WILLIE!!**

TV, Roosevelt, in Depression times
Corn Pop was a gangsta' dude
Hindus, donut shops, sucking Jillie's fingers
Somalis driving taxis, too
Everywhere there's gaffe-ing, jaw drop gaffe-ing
He stands with a silly smile
But it's still that same old Joey Biden blather
That really, really drives us wild

They say the mouth of Uncle Joe is still bleatin'
And from what we see he's paste-eating
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the mouth of Uncle Joe, mouth of Uncle Joe is still bleating

Burisma … Detroit!
Heart of Uncle Joe