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Song Parodies -> "The Farts from Rocky Road"

Original Song Title:

"The Heart of Rock and Roll"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis and the News

Parody Song Title:

"The Farts from Rocky Road"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The Farts from Rocky Road

Phew cork, blew cork, is egging stinks (they spray)
And no place to hide (rather flee)
Where else can you poop a half a billion stinks
Call shat a mortar of freeps
When they belch their mucus, poop that bottom music
Whey spikes it with a shot of bile
Butt grits still shat flame mold back end rippin’
Shat squealing chives brimmed wild

They say the farts from Rocky Road are real stinky
And from what I’ve smelt I relieve some
Now the rose buds may be barely breathing
Butt the farts from Rocky Road are still wreaking

Smells bray, hiney’s rude, and the buns that “rip”
Is skunking (everyone can’t see)
Teflon gripes and the ritzy sh*tsy whirls
All dross whoa! Scent of pee
Bent, they spray flare music
Splat farts, shot fuses
They light it with a shot of gas
Butt lets swill: that flame mold black bean rhythm
That really wreaks, some writhing

They say the farts from Rocky Road are real beefy
And some butt slides belt, I can still “bean” ‘em
Pow! the old boy makes mean air wreakin’
Splut! the farts from Rocky Road still smell meaty

Feces, bran that “tones” and some Libby’s beans browned, caustic and splattin’ ooze
Bullseye! blastin’, choking all the living, Bean battle, flan, canned Crisco, blew!
Underwear bares music, brie chive music, ‘ends rip some scallions’ “slides”
Butt lets swill, that slime mold Rocky Road “music”
Shat squealing chives brimmed wild

They say the farts from Rocky Road are real meaty
And my behind “screams”, I relieve some
Pow! that ole soy makes my rear shell sqeakers
But the farts from Rocky Road are still wreaking

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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Christie Marie M - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
If I heard the recording version of your parody, I could imagine fart sounds added to the music! When someone farts, you just want to ask "What did you eat for dinner?!" and then the person who farts will say "Oh, right, like yours smell a bed of roses!" I actually saw that episode on this Nickelodeon's classic show "Salute Your Shorts". Ripping 555's your way!
Harry - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Notorious O.N.E. the crapper/rapper has struck again...
Harry - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
same motherf*cker that left a one on my previous parody, no doubt. Coward...can't spell anonymous without "ANUS".
2Eagle - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
This gets the Mel Brooks award for fragrant fuzzies.
Mark Scotti - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
It's not number one, it's number fives!!! Great Job!
Harry - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie Marie! Yeah...the ba boom ba boom ba boom at the beginning and the "end" of the song...LOL! Thanks, 2 Eagle! I love Mel Brooks--would that be the Blazing Saddles campfire award? LOL. Thank you, mark...Yeah..not pee...not poo butt number ??? LOL...
Mark Scotti - May 02, 2009 - Report this comment
The number one was in reference to the lousy number one that you should NOT have recieved....
Jim Rotondo - May 02, 2009 - Report this comment
This is a 555 splendid piece of writing, flatulent details beyond comprehension! My name is HandFartist JR, and I approve of this parody.
Harry - May 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, Mark, I have to look on the bright side: I'm number one I'm number one! LOL. Thanks, JR, I do hand farts too, but can't make any music out of them. Perhaps more practice and patience.

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