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Song Parodies -> "Purple Nurple"

Original Song Title:

"Hubba Bubba"

Original Performer:

Hubba Bubba Gum Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Purple Nurple"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by TCOP's parody!
Purple nurple, purple, purple, purple nurple!
This is twisting gone wrong (oh so wrong)
Purple nurple, nurple, nurple, purple nurple!
The hurting goes on so long...

Horsing around with the best of my chums
Then he grabbed my nipples and I was stunned
At first I thought it must be by accident
'Cause it brought me to tears
But he did it
And I can't believe it
The pain, how I feel it
Kicked him in the nuts. Yes I did it!

Hurts real bad, he was out of line
I won't let him do it one more time
This is for people who like BDSM

But I'm not one of THEM!!!

Got a purple nurple from my chum
Think about it... it's so dumb!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 17

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Jonathan - September 22, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm so mad at my old friend
he thought he was funny
here's how our friendship will end
'cause what he did to me
Gave Me A Purple Nurple (Quite Painful)
Gave Me A Purple Nurple (Quite Painful)
Gave Me A Purple Nurple
^ I can't believe I just did that! I don't even like Donovan! what can I say? I was inspired! :) 5s
Rob Arndt - September 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Nice one Jon :-))
CML - September 22, 2017 - Report this comment
It doesn't matter whether you like Donovan, Jonathan. It only matters whether his songs are spoof-worthy. And they definitely are
Jonathan - September 23, 2017 - Report this comment
^ thank ya, thank ya!

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