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Song Parodies -> "Put It All On Wisconsin"

Original Song Title:

"Things Can Only Get Better"

Original Performer:

Howard Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Put It All On Wisconsin"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

(I've been Jonesin' to write this one ever since I heard the news today.
Oh, boy... )
My name is Howard Dean,
My bank account is growing lean,
And now I have to face reality.
Will I have to pack it in,
If in one state I just can't win?
I guess this daydream got the best of me.

Gotta hedge my bets that day
Until that final count's in.
I'm gonna go broke anyway
Put it all on Wisconsin.

Vote, vote, vo-o-ote, VOTE, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Vote, vote, vo-o-ote, VOTE, vote, vote, vote, vote.

I've raised funds since way last year,
My blog makes all my plans quite clear,
My rage is mostly focused towards the right.
I convinced you with my dreams
Until that fateful primal scream.
Please note the SOS that's on my site.

Gotta hedge my bets that day
Until that final count's in.
I'm gonna go broke anyway!
Put it all on Wisconsin!

Vote, vote, vo-o-ote, VOTE, vote, vo-o-ote...
Vote, vote, vo-o-ote, VOTE, vote, vote, vote, vote
Vote, vote, vo-o-ote, VOTE, vote... VO-O-O-O-OTE.
Vote, vote... VOTE, vo-ote, vote, VOTE, vote, vote. (fade out)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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The Great Karlando - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but as a Wisconsinite let me just say that if he's gotta rely on our vote...he's screwed harder than a cheerleader in the Cowboy's locker room.
... - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
It was well written.
Christian Spindler - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
IM BA-A-ACK!!!!!!! and more mature then ever! (last amiright heard of me i was 12) I have to say lol to the parody and to The Great Karlando's comment ROFL!!!!!!! not that it isnt true lol but yeah i am back-a FEELS GOOD!

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