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Song Parodies -> "These Sexing Scams"

Original Song Title:

"You Sexy Thing"

Original Performer:

Hot Chocolate

Parody Song Title:

"These Sexing Scams"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

Ever since joining Instagram (which I absolutely love) these freaks text to use me for sex but I know what to do: Ignore/Block/Delete them etc.
I have been on Instagram
What the hell
These sexing scams
Sexing scams damn
I have been on Instagram
They keep popping up
These sexing scams

Why do they text me, buddy
How do they know, If i want sex
All I do know is the need their dough
And they'll never get my number no-no
Tuesday I was one of the frequent posters
Now they're texting me 24/7, please stop pestering me

I have been on Instagram
What the hell
These sexing scams
Sexing scams damn
I have been on Instagram
They keep popping up
These sexing scams

You ask where I'm from, sick wretch
Why do you always call me dear
Did you know you're texts are just a fraud
Did you know about my user friendships
Everyday, you send sick junk and indecency
Now you're sending it tonight, it is just not right

I have been on Instagram
What the hell
These sexing scams
Sexing scams damn
I have been on Instagram
They keep popping up
These sexing scams

Stop it
These sexing scams
Cut it girl
These sexing scams
I hate the way you text me, stranger
These sexing scams, why
It's money-making
These sexing scams

Tuesday I was one of the frequent posters
Now they're texting me 24/7, please stop pestering me

I have been on Instagram
What the hell
These sexing scams
Sexing scams damn
I have been on Instagram
They keep popping up
These sexing scams

Stop it
These sexing scams
Cut it girl
These sexing scams
I hate the way you text me, stranger
These sexing scams, why
It's money-making
These sexing scams

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