It was a Wednesday night
Muffins fluffy and light
baking now for hours
im getting low on plain flour
So the cakes I pushed aside
a recipe I tried to hide
came right into my view
this was fate what could I do
way back in 73,
it made a fool out of me
Fate
tell me it's right, well tonight is the night
Please don't make it wrong, my last one was shite!

All I wanna do is make tiramasu
the mix wont set it just wont do
All I wanna do is make tiramasu
the sponge is dry its not soaked through

up to now things went well,
frowning face, hate that smell
I made 20 that night,
hoping 1 would be right
I got to bed at half 3
something occurred suddenly
I substituted some things
this dish I may need to sling
I forgot the coffee
I soaked it in tea
had no marscapone
I used dairy lea
Don't try to find me, please don't you dare
im driving to asda, and buying one there

All I wanna do is make tiramasu
the mix wont set it just wont do
All I wanna do is make tiramasu
the sponge os dry its not soaked through


Oh, oooh, we made loads
lots of pudding
All night long
We made loads

This will happen to you, avoid tiramasu
if your old and also wise
stick to just cakes and pies
I say please, please understand
easier to make a flan
or Victoria sponge
woah
you could even make a meringue?

All I wanna do is make tiramasu
the mix wont set it just wont do
All I wanna do is make tiramasu
the sponge os dry its not soaked through

All I wanna do is make tiramasu
the mix wont set it just wont do
All I wanna do is make tiramasu
the sponge os dry its not soaked through

All night long ...