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Song Parodies -> "New Phone"

Original Song Title:

"Alone"

Original Performer:

Heart

Parody Song Title:

"New Phone"

Parody Written by:

Jj Lucia-wright

The Lyrics

My text aint making any sense
its all higgle de piggle dee
I cant turn off auto correct
and now I have got no 3g
And the downloads are so very  slow
and soon I think im gonna throw
my phone

Till now i knew how to use my own phone
I installed those updates like to told me to
can’t get a signal in my home
How do I use my new phone?
How do I use my new phone?

I cant see how to stop vibrate
the glass is chipped the screens to bright
I have spent ages choosing apps
just to delete them cause there shite
but ive chosen my own ring tone
And I guess that I should not have thrown
my phone

Ohh
Till now i knew how to use my own phone
I installed those updates like to told me to
can’t get a signal in my home
How do I use my new phone?
How do I use my new phone?

How do I use my new phone?
How do I use my new phone?
New phone
new phone

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Ann Hammond - June 13, 2013 - Report this comment
I got a laugh out of it
Grammar Guy - June 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Spelling, punctuation, grammar, capitalization -- they all matter to me. All 1s.
Jonathan - June 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Comedy, pacing, song choice, subject matter -- they all matter to me. All 5's
Grammar Guy - June 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Jonathan: The attributes you mention are each a given. But when "can't" becomes "cant" and "too" becomes "to" and "they're" becomes "there," etc., etc., ad nauseum, an otherwise good parody falls considerably short of an agreeable reading experience.

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