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Song Parodies -> "New Phone"
Original Song Title:
"Alone"
Original Performer:
Heart
Parody Song Title:
"New Phone"
Parody Written by:
Jj Lucia-wright
The Lyrics
My text aint making any sense
its all higgle de piggle dee
I cant turn off auto correct
and now I have got no 3g
And the downloads are so very slow
and soon I think im gonna throw
my phone
Till now i knew how to use my own phone
I installed those updates like to told me to
can’t get a signal in my home
How do I use my new phone?
How do I use my new phone?
I cant see how to stop vibrate
the glass is chipped the screens to bright
I have spent ages choosing apps
just to delete them cause there shite
but ive chosen my own ring tone
And I guess that I should not have thrown
my phone
Ohh
Till now i knew how to use my own phone
I installed those updates like to told me to
can’t get a signal in my home
How do I use my new phone?
How do I use my new phone?
How do I use my new phone?
How do I use my new phone?
New phone
new phone
its all higgle de piggle dee
I cant turn off auto correct
and now I have got no 3g
And the downloads are so very slow
and soon I think im gonna throw
my phone
Till now i knew how to use my own phone
I installed those updates like to told me to
can’t get a signal in my home
How do I use my new phone?
How do I use my new phone?
I cant see how to stop vibrate
the glass is chipped the screens to bright
I have spent ages choosing apps
just to delete them cause there shite
but ive chosen my own ring tone
And I guess that I should not have thrown
my phone
Ohh
Till now i knew how to use my own phone
I installed those updates like to told me to
can’t get a signal in my home
How do I use my new phone?
How do I use my new phone?
How do I use my new phone?
How do I use my new phone?
New phone
new phone
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I got a laugh out of it
Spelling, punctuation, grammar, capitalization -- they all matter to me. All 1s.
Comedy, pacing, song choice, subject matter -- they all matter to me. All 5's
Jonathan: The attributes you mention are each a given. But when "can't" becomes "cant" and "too" becomes "to" and "they're" becomes "there," etc., etc., ad nauseum, an otherwise good parody falls considerably short of an agreeable reading experience.
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