Song Parodies -> "Scenes From my Dream Marriage to Dennis Miller"

Original Song Title:

"These Dreams"

Original Performer:

"Scenes From my Dream Marriage to Dennis Miller"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Okay, everybody here is another love sonnet to the D-Man. As you can probably forecast, this one is shown through a very rosy lens!

I am in the twin bed,
With a white canopy.
The sun is streaming in,
Through the very tall trees.
D-Man is beside me,
He is still asleep.
His sweet lips are half open,
Snuggling next to me.

We are all in the kitchen,
I am fixing breakfast now.
Dennis comes in,
He is leaving for work.
Dennis holds me,
Twirls me round the room.
I am so happy,
My life is in full bloom.

D-Man, is like no other guy,
Every single time I pray,
I'm thankful I'm his wife.
D-man, his kiss just gives me pride,
Every single gal alive,
Should want this type of guy.

I am riding around town,
In a limosine.
Dennis takes my hand,
To the fanciest restaurant in town.
Keavin Nealon is at the table,
So is Dana Carvey.
And both of us sit down,
To have something to eat.

D-Man, is like no other guy,
Every single time I pray,
I'm thankful I'm his wife.
D-man, his kiss just gives me pride.
Every single gal alive,
Should want this type of guy.

I'm just in heaven,
In our bed!
I need to screech out in ecstasy!
I'm just in heaven,
In our bed!

The best part of lovemaking,
Is the afterglow.
Ain't it just sweet,
How your feelings just can flow.
I retreat in his arms,
He gives me a kiss.
The moon notices that I am,
In a state of great bliss!

D-man, is like no other guy,
Every single time I pray,
I'm thankful I'm his wife.
D-man, his kiss just gives me pride,
Every single gal alive,
Should want this type of guy!

D- man, is like no other guy,
Every single time I pray,
I'm thankful I'm his wife.
D-man, his kiss just gives me pride,
Every single gal alive,
Should want this type of guy!

There it is. I think I outdid myself this time! ; )

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Old Man Ribber - February 19, 2013 - Report this comment

How do you love D.? Let me count the many ways. This is a sonnet that's really on it. If I could recall another quote to go with "A thing of beauty is a joy forever", then I'd present you with a "Pair o' Keats". ;D

John Lomain - February 19, 2013 - Report this comment

quite good

Melanie Lee - February 19, 2013 - Report this comment

I used to be madly in love with Dennis Miller, too, but I was heartbroken went he went all far-right on us. I still like him a little, but I don't dig him as much. I've written a parody or two about him as well. I didn't rate your parody because I only glanced at it. Looks pretty good.

2LD4U - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment

Thank you all. I guess I am someone whose love has no political boundaries. ;)

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