Monkeys against bananas,
The king is against the queen,
The football's against the soccer,
Kicking their football team.

King Koopa is against the plumbers,
The princess is against the doom,
King Dedede is against Kirby,
And I'm against games in my room.

But I'm for songs,
And I'm for Sesame Street.
And I'm for, "If you get angry, can you just stomp your feet?"
And I'm for getting out of the van and shutting down the door.
Cause I'm for nothing else but sleeping on the floor.

The ice cream is against the cookies,
The cookies against the cake,
The cake is against the chocolate,
And the sausage patties are still not baked.

Ol' Hillary's against ol' Donald Trump,
Donald Trump is against the wall,
Wario's against my money,
And Waldo's against us all.

But I'm for songs,
And I'm for Sesame Street,
And I'm for, "If you get angry, can you just stomp your feet?"
And I'm for getting out of the truck and shutting down the door.
Cause I'm for nothing else but sleeping on the floor.

The hare is against the tortoise,
The baseball's against the bat,
NASCAR's against the racers,
And Garfield is too lazy to do that.

The squid is against the zooming zebra,
The yak is against the goat,
The goat is against the quacking quill,
And I'm against fishing on a boat.

But I'm for songs,
And I'm for Sesame Street,
And I'm for, "If you get angry, can you just stomp your feet?"
And I'm for getting out of the car and shutting down the door,
Cause I'm for nothing else but sleeping on the floor.

Hey, I'm for songs!
I'm all for Sesame Street!
And I'm for, never searching for all these things to eat.
I'm all for getting out of the car, and shutting down the door.
Cause I'm for nothing else but sleeping on the floor.