-> "Charlie Brown Can Survive"
Original Song Title:
"A Country Boy Can Survive" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Charlie Brown Can Survive"
[Verse 1: Charlie Brown]
Charles Monroe Schulz says, it's the comic he paid,
And all of his Peanuts characters, they've all been made.
There's drawings that he did, and the shows there too.
And it only features me and all the Peanuts gang too.
I can count some of my gang, you see.
Lucy, Linus, Snoopy, Peppermint Patty, and me.
There's also Pig-Pen, Schroeder, and Woodstock, he flies,
And Charlie Brown can survive, The Peanuts Gang can survive.
I only feed my dog all day long,
I give him a doghouse that he lies on.
I give Violet a valentine like all the people do,
But I don't get any Valentines, not one or two.
I saw a kite-eating tree and the sun that won't shine,
But ol' Charlie Brown can survive, The Peanuts Gang can survive.
[Chorus 1: The Peanuts Gang]
Because you can't hit our fist, and you can't make us run,
'Cause we're them ol' gang that have lots of fun.
We say "good grief" and we say "AUGH!",
If you can't find a pet, we have one of our dogs.
We're all created by Sparky, which is Schulz' nickname,
And creating comics is his own game.
Too bad that Sparky died, his comics were fine,
But ol' Charlie Brown can survive, the Peanuts Gang can survive.
[Verse 2: Charlie Brown]
I got a good sister, her name is Sally,
She's cute and adorable, and sometimes she's girly.
Lucy Van Pelt loved to kick the football,
And I'd try to run but then I'd trip and fall.
Linus has used his blanket when he sucked his thumb,
And there's his brother's Rerun, who ain't dumb.
There's also Franklin Armstrong, he goes to school every time,
He'd pay Marcie, Shermy, and Frieda a dime.
I'd love Peggy Jean, that little red-haired girl of my life,
And I would like to go for a drive,
Cause ol' Charlie Brown can survive, The Peanuts Gang can survive.
[Chorus 2: The Peanuts Gang]
Because you can't make us trip, and you can't make us fall,
Cause we all just love to play baseball!
We get a ball, but he gets a strike,
If you can't join our gang, we'll give you a bike.
We've been living on our own, finding The Great Pumpkin,
And we're always wondering where we've been.
Snoopy's a Flying Ace, and there's others you'll find,
Cause ol' Charlie Brown can survive, Peanuts Gang can survive.
[Outro: Charlie Brown and The Peanuts Gang]
Charlie Brown can survive!
We Peanuts Gang can surviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
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