-> "(Prison) Winemaker"
Original Song Title:
"Maneater"
Parody Song Title:
"(Prison) Winemaker"
The Lyrics
You gotta keep this sh-t outta sight
And you have to make it just right
5-7 days until use
Ziplock bag peeled oranges stored
Big can fruit cocktail adding
4 packs ketchup, and sugar cubes
Add bread, pulp with fist, and keep it stored
Keep it warm in toilet or sink
Add warm water or use heater heat
Wrap in a towel, repeat
This stuff is vile
But inmates can't wait
To taste alcohol some mo'
Avoid useless chatter
Don't want the guards to remove
What you've been waiting for
(Chorus)
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out guys
He'll rough you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's the (prison) winemaker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Collecting supplies
There's never enough
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's the (prison) winemaker
Pruno needs more juice
Gotta stash more types of fruits
Looks like Tang
But it can tear your guts up, make you throw up
Like Jamba Juice splatter
Like bile and grapefruit juice swallowed
This sh-t is waaaay past tart!!!
(Chorus)
[Toilet Wine by Inmate dudes]
Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out guys
He'll rough you up
(Whoa-oh, here he comes)
(Watch out) he's the (prison) winemaker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's the (prison) winemaker)
And he will F-ck you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, he's the (prison) winemaker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Watch out)
Gotta make this sh-t just right
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
He's the (prison) winemaker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's the (prison) winemaker)
Stuff tastes like bile
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out guys, donate or die
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Yeah, yeah) He's the (prison) winemaker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's the (prison) winemaker)
5-7 days waiting, fermenting
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, he's the (prison) winemaker
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