-> "Punch-spiker"
Original Song Title:
"Maneater"
Parody Song Title:
"Punch-spiker"
The Lyrics
It's the Night of All Nights
Pre-grad High School types
So much to do
Tuxes, flowers, and more
Waiting and anticipating
Ooh, she's goin' with you
Want that slow dance on the floor
Limo rented, but not for cheap
Need a drink
A flask in to sneak
Your girlfriend is wild
Her small frame
In a dress with a long zipper
Gonna get laid later
Not in it for love
Get her drunk and nothing more
(Chorus)
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girls
Punch is corrupt
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a punch-spiker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girls
You might get drunk
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a punch-spiker
I wouldn't if I were you
That punch is filled with booze
Cup in your hand
Could lead to your dress being ripped apart
Stick to the chatter
Oh, a dance here and there
Prom photos for a start
(Chorus)
[Watch out for slick dudes]
Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out girls
Punch is corrupt
(Whoa-oh, here he comes
(Watch out) he's a punch-spiker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a punch-spiker)
Oh yes, booze will mess you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, he's a punch-spiker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Watch out)
In this of all night of nights
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
He's a punch-spiker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a punch-spiker)
You're no longer a child, whoooa
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out girls, watch out girls
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Yeah, yeah) he's a punch-spiker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a punch-spiker)
He's spiking and waiting, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, he's a punch-spiker
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