Song Parodies -> "Sub Eater"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

"Sub Eater"

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The Lyrics

alright, let's try this again... a parody originally intended for Black Friday, but it didn't go through. so here is an altered version with censorship. hopefully this works! a parody requested by Rob Arndt a little while back, so here ya go man! I know it's a little late, but, poking fun at the Jared Fogle Controversy! Please Enjoy!

he'll only c*m in a kid
you know that's what he did
nothing to do but get hard for newborns
caught m*sturb*ting
to image on his screen which was that of child p*rn

to many it's plain to see
though some think that he should be free
to romance a child apparently he has bagged 14 or more
I might be fatter
but while he plugged for subs I've always liked pizza more

(oh-oh here he comes) watch out kids he'll screw you up
(made a living once) as a Sub Eater
(oh-oh here he comes) watch out kids he'll screw you up
(made a living once) as a Sub Eater

now he gets a new footlong
not a sammich a schl*ng
arrested man and now he tries to rip fam'lies apart
I might be fatter
but he blames kid's parents no trace of guilt in his heart

(oh-oh here he comes) watch out kids he'll screw you up
(made a living once) as a Sub Eater
(oh-oh here he comes) watch out kids he'll screw you up
(made a living once) as a Sub Eater

ooh
(oh-oh here he comes) here he comes watch out kids he'll screw you up
(made his living once lost weight) as a Sub Eater
(oh-oh here he comes once a Sub Eater) ooh he'll screw you up
(Subway he once plugged) he once plugged as a Sub Eater
(oh-oh here he comes watch out) he'll only c*m in a kid ooh
(Subway he once plugged) did it once as a Sub Eater
(oh-oh here he comes and those kids he "bleeped") well just blame their parents whoo
(oh-oh here he comes) here he comes watch out kids watch out kids
(oh-oh here he comes) oh shirt off pants off taking all off
(made his living once) yeah yeah as a Sub Eater
(made his living once as a Sub Eater) got caught m*sturb*ting ooh
(oh-oh here he comes) oh that-ex Sub Eater

if you actually bothered to read this, then that means it actually went through this time! yay! in which case, Thanks For Reading! :)

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Rob Arndt - November 29, 2016 - Report this comment

Wow Jon, you really went much farther than I did on this same topic!!! 555! What's next?

Jonathan - November 29, 2016 - Report this comment

Thanks, Rob! this was the parody you requested a while back! you know, when the Jared contoversy was still in the news? lol! I even included the "footlong" lyric you asked for! anyway, as for what's next? eggnog parodies! :)

Rob Arndt - November 29, 2016 - Report this comment

I'll drink to that (a mug of Southern Comfort eggnog)!

Jonathan - November 29, 2016 - Report this comment

Cheers!

jonathan & rob - November 29, 2016 - Report this comment

I'm telling you: Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. You know the fellows' names? Yes. Well, then, who's playin' first? Yes. I mean the fellow's name on first base. Who. The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis. Who. The guy on first base. Who is on first. Well what are you askin' me for? I'm not asking you---I'm telling you: Who is on first. I'm asking you---who's on first? That's the man's name! That's who's name? Yes. Well go ahead and tell me. Who. The guy on first. Who. The first baseman! Who is on first! Have you got a first baseman on first? Certainly! Then who's playing first? Absolutely! When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money? Every dollar of it! And why not, the man's entitled to it. Who is? Yes. So who gets it? Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Who's wife? Yes. After all, the man earns it. Who does? Absolutely. All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base. Oh, no, no, What is on second base. I'm not asking you who's on second. Who's on first. That's what I'm trying to find out! Well, don't change the players around. I'm not changing nobody! Now, take it easy. What's the guy's name on first base? What's the guy's name on second base. I'm not askin' ya who's on second. Who's on first. I don't know. He's on third. We're not talking about him...

Scott - November 30, 2016 - Report this comment

Jonathan, despite your parody about that pervo Jared, I ate Subway yesterday! Thanks, man! Good parody too! 5s

Jonathan - November 30, 2016 - Report this comment

Jonathan & Rob - I... I don't remember posting that...
Scott - Thank Ya!

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